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citymancs => citymancs => Topic started by: goat on March 23, 2015, 20:19:33

Title: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: goat on March 23, 2015, 20:19:33
Manchester City players confident of bid for Cristiano Ronaldo, according to Graham Hunter

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/tv-shows/revista-de-la-liga/news/9773762/manchester-city-players-confident-of-bid-for-cristiano-ronaldo-according-to-graham-hunter
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: Rowley Birkin QC on March 23, 2015, 20:45:44
What a joke. The City players will be the last people to know who might be coming in.

Who is Graham Hunter anywaY?
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: goat on March 23, 2015, 20:47:12
english bloke that pops up on skys spanish highlight show, think he wrote a book or two

at the moment i think pelle would be the last to know
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: goat on March 23, 2015, 20:50:37
ok...say it is true. safe bet madrid would want a few quid for him, cant see the arabs juggling ffp that well to swing that
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: Rowley Birkin QC on March 23, 2015, 20:52:43
Actually, the only thing that surprises me about this is that it's taken this long for some half baked scribbler to try and seriously link us to the Prancing Pony. 

Mind you, I was amused by all the angry rags posting in the comments section that Ronaldo would never return to any English club other than Utd - at least not while Sir Alex was "still alive"!  :D
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: goat on March 23, 2015, 21:00:30
well weve been linked with messi and zlatan, may as well go for the set
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: Stephen Paul on March 24, 2015, 12:59:59
Probably end up with Bale
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: Rowley Birkin QC on March 24, 2015, 13:31:45
I'm fairly certain we won't be getting Ronaldo or Messi... or Ibrahimovic for that matter.

I can appreciate that our Arab Friends will find the idea attractive because, as we all know, they are always looking to boost the profile of their club and what better way to do that than sign one of the best players in the world today...

...but it would take some serious financial smoke and mirrors to get any of those deals past the FFP police, and (if I'm honest) I can't really see either the Prancing Pony or Messi wanting to come to City at this stage - not unless they are genuinely looking for a professional challenge in the latter part of their careers (no matter how much cash we throw at them). One glance at our Champions League form will tell them just how big that challenge is likely to be I'm afraid. (Ibrahimovic on the other hand might be an interesting long-odds bet?)

And besides that, I'm not entirely convinced that either Ronaldo or Messi is what City need at the moment, and that the cash wouldn't be better spent elsewhere with better effect? (Although that will probably not enter the minds of our Arab Friends if they get a sniff of pulling such a deal off).
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: Neil Mcnab on March 24, 2015, 19:14:12
Financial "Fair" play suicide. A 30 year old player, who Madrid would want what they paid for him £80 million. Would be able to sell him on, after four or five years? He would only be coming for his last mega pay deal. He is c*nt/tulip as well. No thanks.



Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: Leewonpen on March 24, 2015, 19:53:18
Quote from: Neil Mcnab on March 24, 2015, 19:14:12
He is c*nt/tulip as well. No thanks.

+1
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: Rowley Birkin QC on March 24, 2015, 20:16:46
Quote from: Neil Mcnab on March 24, 2015, 19:14:12
He is c*nt/tulip as well. No thanks.

Far better summary than mine  :D
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: reddishblue on March 24, 2015, 20:21:25
And shorter..
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: Rowley Birkin QC on March 24, 2015, 20:50:42
I can't help your short attention span
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: reddishblue on March 24, 2015, 21:42:15
It's more the eyesight that hinders these days.
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: Rowley Birkin QC on March 24, 2015, 21:52:03
I have the same problem. Maybe I should write less in bigger type?  :D
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: reddishblue on March 24, 2015, 22:11:53
Couldn't find my specs last night until I sat on them. Tried to straighten them and the left lens popped out.
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: bluebrendan on March 24, 2015, 23:19:09
Over 30, diving cnut, ex-rag, huge ego that unsettles dressing rooms. What could possibly go wrong?  8)
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: goat on March 24, 2015, 23:20:28
biggest question about him is


can he take a decent corner?
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: bluebrendan on March 24, 2015, 23:23:01
I'm convinced that even if we took a decent corner nobody would get on the end of it, the players seem to huddle in one small patch of the area which is usually the last place the ball ends up.
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: bry the guy on March 24, 2015, 23:49:46
I dont like him at all but he would be a great improvement on what we have so get him in.
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: lee on March 25, 2015, 22:14:44
fuck no..please
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: gavin on March 26, 2015, 20:00:39
It would be best to identify top players before they are thus, much cheaper though much more difficult. As for Tranny I can't see it happening and am pleased that is the case. He is a truly world class footballer on the level of very few others but as an egotistical wanker he is on his own.
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: reddishblue on March 26, 2015, 20:50:54
"He is a truly world class footballer on the level of very few others but as an egotistical wanker he is on his own." A perfect summation.

For that reason only a big no from me.
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: reddishblue on March 26, 2015, 20:54:34
Let's not also forget that despite his *immeasurable talent* he still has found the need to cheat.
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: Ludo on March 26, 2015, 21:47:26
He's just the type of player our owners would love.
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: goat on March 26, 2015, 22:15:33
seems to be  top in most sports you have to be a massive twot

in my opinion the three top player now are him, messi and zlatan, spot the odd one out

yank sports seem worse tho, cant be a star in nfl unless you kick the face off your mrs and put a baby in microwave
Title: Re: how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste
Post by: reddishblue on March 26, 2015, 23:06:22
Only one of them isn't a petulant cnut.