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citymancs => citymancs => Topic started by: Swiss on July 23, 2015, 20:18:07

Title: LFC
Post by: Swiss on July 23, 2015, 20:18:07
In amongst all the shit that LFC have flatuated from their arses over the past few weeks, it seems they've forgotten to count their strikers on the books!

Benteke
Studge
Lambert
Balotelli
Borini
Origi


So expect LFC to line upp like this

Benteke-Balotelli-Borini-Lambert--Ings
Firmino------------------Ibe-
------Milner--Henderson--
--------Squirtel------------
--------Mignolet-----------

Studge on the treatment table

feck them, I hate them
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: Lekos on July 23, 2015, 20:47:00
Who the hell is Origi? Lambert is 45, Borini is shite and Sturidge is always injured.

Looks like they've only got two then
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: Ludo on July 23, 2015, 21:32:01
Young Belgian lad who was on loan in France last year.

Got voted onto Ligue 1 worse team of the year.
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: Lekos on July 23, 2015, 22:06:46
Hahaha. Fantastic.
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: Swiss on July 23, 2015, 22:41:01
I was only poking fun as there's nothing to talk about at the mo.

Still, they've got loads to shift.


Zucullini got voted onto the LA Liga worst team of the year too
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: reddishblue on July 23, 2015, 22:49:10
City should make an offer to Liverpool they can't refuse for Mario. 2 year loan with option to buy for 50p.
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: bry the guy on July 24, 2015, 00:40:38
they would haggle for 70p and we would settle for 60p with them paying 3 quarters of his wages.
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: reddishblue on July 24, 2015, 01:15:30
60p and a bag of monster munch should secure the deal.
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: Swiss on July 24, 2015, 07:48:06
Jokes aside, would you want mad Mario back?
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: Ludo on July 24, 2015, 08:31:23
Yes, but not to actually play, just for the fun times.
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: Stephen Paul on July 24, 2015, 11:16:43
hate them . their fans are a bunch of deluded fuckers
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: Swiss on July 29, 2015, 13:17:50
Media are reporting that LFC have had poor attendence at their Far East pre-season games due to the Gerrard and Sterling departures..

To quote the Great Nelson:











Ha Ha...
Title: Re: LFC
Post by: Stephen Paul on July 30, 2015, 16:10:57
understandable . who the fook wants to watch skirtel and henderson for 90 mins