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Started by goat, June 22, 2015, 13:46:27

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goat

June 22, 2015, 13:46:27
Im-per-son-ate! Angry dwarf is jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and pretending to be a Dalek in row which led to him being Tasered twice by police

Lekos

#1
June 22, 2015, 16:31:35
Hahaha.  Please post the link

The Blue Blooded Maniac

#2
June 22, 2015, 16:53:52
Got to be daily sport

bluebrendan

#3
June 22, 2015, 18:04:03
Quote from: Durk on June 22, 2015, 16:53:52
Got to be daily sport

Close, it's the Mail.  :D

Click

reddishblue

#4
July 05, 2015, 23:43:09 Last Edit: July 05, 2015, 23:49:40 by reddishblue
Tomorrow's Sun.

'GREEKY BUM TIME'.

nimrod

#5
July 06, 2015, 00:38:55
Quote from: goat on June 22, 2015, 13:46:27
Im-per-son-ate! Angry dwarf is jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and pretending to be a Dalek in row which led to him being Tasered twice by police

its a thin line between being tasered, criminal record and jail and Game Of Thrones riches & Stardom

Swiss

#7
July 06, 2015, 09:14:04
I was gonna say that one nimmers! But greedy bum time is good!

I wonder if the Greek (non-GB born) immigrants will be asked to leave the country (or other eu countries) if they're kicked out of the eu!

goat

#8
July 06, 2015, 11:11:20
trying to fuck greeko off tone?

Lekos

#9
July 06, 2015, 15:00:10
No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport!  Sorry about that.

Swiss

#10
July 06, 2015, 15:26:27
was more thinking about a mates GF really

goat

#11
July 06, 2015, 15:41:35
Quote from: Lekos on July 06, 2015, 15:00:10
No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport!  Sorry about that.

could get tone to record the length of your shoulder hair and kick you out

probably has stats on it ready

Swiss

#13
July 06, 2015, 16:25:38
Quote from: goat on July 06, 2015, 15:41:35
Quote from: Lekos on July 06, 2015, 15:00:10
No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport!  Sorry about that.

could get tone to record the length of your shoulder hair and kick you out

probably has stats on it ready

7.2 inches over a 1000 microdermically square inch across the shoulders shortening to 3.5 inches around the middle of the back flowing down to a point at the base of the spine around 2 inches in length. The effect closely resemlbes the map of Africa with a birth mark in the shape of madegascar...

goat

#14
July 06, 2015, 16:30:53
get him on a boat

Lekos

#16
July 07, 2015, 07:17:06
Quote from: Swiss on July 06, 2015, 16:25:38
Quote from: goat on July 06, 2015, 15:41:35
Quote from: Lekos on July 06, 2015, 15:00:10
No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport!  Sorry about that.

could get tone to record the length of your shoulder hair and kick you out

probably has stats on it ready

7.2 inches over a 1000 microdermically square inch across the shoulders shortening to 3.5 inches around the middle of the back flowing down to a point at the base of the spine around 2 inches in length. The effect closely resemlbes the map of Africa with a birth mark in the shape of madegascar...

Hahahaha.  I'm not too hairy actually, thank christ.  33 and still can't grow a beard, don't like moussaka or ouzo. 

goat

#18
July 13, 2015, 12:27:32
Police investigate after naked sex pest spotted in villages around Saddleworth


pesty on tour?

nimrod

#19
July 13, 2015, 12:43:55
Saddleworth not far from Droylsden
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