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citymancs => citymancs => Topic started by: Ludo on June 03, 2016, 22:34:03

Title: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: Ludo on June 03, 2016, 22:34:03
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10303526/manchester-united-to-sign-zlatan-ibrahimovic-before-euro-2016-sky-sources

Ibrahimovich to sign for them.

And I thought Barton to Rangers was a match made in heaven/hell but this just beats it.
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: lee on June 03, 2016, 22:43:33
nice one...thats made my evening mate..he's perfect for them wankers
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Post by: Ludo on June 03, 2016, 22:57:34
They deserve each other.

I wonder which ego will explode first?
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Post by: Rowley Birkin QC on June 03, 2016, 23:45:20
I think goat and I are a little disappointed by this news.
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Post by: goat on June 03, 2016, 23:45:54
Lucky them,  we could have done with a few that could change games themselves last season
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Post by: goat on June 03, 2016, 23:47:49
Aye Kenny, he's 34 but still top quality

1-1 in a must win game.. I'd prefer Zlatan coming on than fucking bony
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: Ludo on June 04, 2016, 00:05:21
There's no doubt he's quality but when the chips were down in the Chumps league Qfs he couldn't even get past Mangala.😄
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Post by: goat on June 04, 2016, 00:18:41
Bloke is 34 and probably knackered after winning the league at every club he's been at (superettan counts)
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Post by: Ludo on June 04, 2016, 00:20:10
But it's Mangala...I mean ffs.
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Post by: goat on June 04, 2016, 00:23:15
He's the best defender at a club that got to champs semi final,  no shame in that



Best defender that can play more than 10 minutes  anyway
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: Ludo on June 04, 2016, 00:26:49
Best defender that's not broken and doesn't tackle while sliding on his arse.
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Post by: goat on June 04, 2016, 00:27:56
Still the best


How the fuck did we even finish 4th with no defence
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Post by: Ludo on June 04, 2016, 00:28:41
Sergio.
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Post by: goat on June 04, 2016, 00:30:19
New badge should have been his face
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Post by: nimrod on June 04, 2016, 00:33:33
Quote from: Rowley Birkin QC on June 03, 2016, 23:45:20
I think goat and I are a little disappointed by this news.

me too

fucking rag bastards
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: lee on June 04, 2016, 00:36:11
Quote from: goat on June 03, 2016, 23:47:49
Aye Kenny, he's 34 but still top quality

1-1 in a must win game.. I'd prefer Zlatan coming on than fucking bony

come on steve that tools not gonna be here come august
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: goat on June 04, 2016, 00:38:31
Can't see them queuing round the block to sign him

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Post by: lee on June 04, 2016, 00:43:34
oldham...its not that far is it?
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: goat on June 04, 2016, 00:45:21
They are more likely to have another look at ched
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Post by: lee on June 04, 2016, 00:48:46
ched and bony at latics..i might buy stevie a season ticket
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: Ludo on June 04, 2016, 00:49:00
We all know that Bony's going to get a move back to Swansea, score a shit load of goals, move to PSG and score the winner against us in the 2018 champions league final.
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: goat on June 04, 2016, 00:50:05
Quote from: lee on June 04, 2016, 00:48:46
ched and bony at latics..i might buy stevie a season ticket

Will he see them from Rochdale?

Poor fuckers,  you would think they suffered enough living in Oldham
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: lee on June 04, 2016, 00:52:12
he's got an iron mate...it can stream ......
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: Ludo on June 04, 2016, 00:53:02
A stream iron.
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Post by: Swiss on June 04, 2016, 00:55:46
Teddy Sheringham was playing until he was 40 in the prem, players that don't rely on their pace tend to stick around a bit longer...

Sagna's 33 and people want him to stick around at City.

Zlat is a nutter, but also a football genius; accused of being a bit lazy...
He'll sell shirt and get them goals.


I'm hoping we go after Aubamayeng
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: goat on June 04, 2016, 00:57:10
I remember his whole family were at Milan,  all 70 of them did nowt
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Post by: lee on June 04, 2016, 00:58:17
tony just likes to disagree  :)
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Post by: Ludo on June 04, 2016, 00:59:11
Sounds familiar
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Post by: lee on June 04, 2016, 01:08:01
Quote from: Ludo on June 04, 2016, 00:59:11
Sounds familiar

i know...it's you taking advantage of my pissed up state
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: Swiss on June 04, 2016, 01:32:38
Depends which of my personalities are on show...
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Post by: Rowley Birkin QC on June 04, 2016, 01:43:49
Quote from: Ludo on June 04, 2016, 00:05:21
There's no doubt he's quality but when the chips were down in the Chumps league Qfs he couldn't even get past Mangala.😄

To be fair, goat and I wanted City to sign him about three years ago.

But even now he's still got something. A genuine game changer on his day (as goat said). And he's a complete head case - so a perfect fit for City.
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Post by: gavin on June 04, 2016, 12:21:25
He can be a game changer but he has to be on the wane. Also a bit of a gamble with his personality. He could cause them issues. I'd rather see us sign someone in mid twenties to complement Sergio in his late twenties and youthful Kelechi. Of course we are all assuming we've seen the last of Bony in a City shirt. Back to Ibra and I'd expect him to have his moments at the rags but not enough to make them a real force.
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Post by: The Blue Blooded Maniac on June 05, 2016, 16:15:36
Maybe do a RVP and they'll get a good 18 months out of him.
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: goat on June 05, 2016, 17:44:44
the personality thing is thrown around a lot, a lot of his comments are tongue in cheek and a lot in his book was made up

a good player needs a bit of an ego, dont want them  doubting themselves at the big  moment eh
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Post by: reddishblue on June 05, 2016, 17:54:19
Guidetti scored today, they should sign him up too.
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Post by: zacc on June 05, 2016, 21:11:54
As he's on record as not kowtowing to Pep,his ego is more in shape than his fitness so he'd not wish to be a proverbial team player.
Plus imagine the mutual admiration that'll be played between him & Moaney rest of the team will be left to their own devices!!   
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: goat on June 05, 2016, 22:31:33
will that be from the same book that had made up quotes zacco?
Title: Re: Now there's a surprise...
Post by: zacc on June 06, 2016, 00:01:49
Quote from: goat on June 05, 2016, 22:31:33
will that be from the same book that had made up quotes zacco?

no an article based on what he supposedly said in his book so who knows more to the point who cares? ;)