ever been japan tone?
I'm planning a trip, why?
If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"
Should be right up your street
Japan is great
Feckin loved it, best country Ive been too
Quote from: Swiss on July 01, 2018, 23:45:42
I'm planning a trip, why?
If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"
Should be right up your street
four words
jurassic park love hotel
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5QwXLTgvs
Quote from: Swiss on July 01, 2018, 23:45:42
If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"
Should be right up your street
wild guess, rape monsters?
That bar is now on the list!
I've only got to the end of the first chapter (I lost the book on the flight home form Romania) - But it was about an American Sex Tourist in Japan.
imagine going there for a first date, would probably be the last an all
I was at a work do last night and this girl starts telling a story about her her friend who went on a tinder date and the guy invites her around but says;
I'm cooking curry, is that ok?
Girl says yes
It might be quite hot?
Girl says that's ok.
It might make your tummy unwell and you'd poop!
Girl says, ummm I think it'll be ok.
She goes around and eats the curry, about 20 minutes later she starts feeling unwell and excuses herself... she does a massive shit in the toilet, but the toilet is broke and she couldn't flush it... she has to confess that it wouldn't flush but the bloke was:
Oh don't worry, I'll fix it.
He goes down to fix and after a couple of minutes she's still feeling unwell and tries to make her excuses, but as she approaches the bathroom, she sees the bloke smearing her pooh on his face
did she confuse tinder with go eat?
who the fuck goes to a blokes house for a curry?
get her signed up here tone, ive questions
I think we've all got questions...
you just want to ask her about tablets :D
I like it, I like it alot.
did you fix your toilet pesty?
Yes, questions...
Who goes to a blokes house for curry on a first date... that's told it might make them shit themselves!?
She apparently reported it to the police but the po-po told her that he's well known and she willing agreed to go to his house despite being told the curry will make her shit herself!
Quote from: goat on July 14, 2018, 22:23:36
did you fix your toilet pesty?
I love me some caramel!
best country i been to japan
In the Miso soup wiki (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Miso_Soup)