fuck off australia part 4

[nimrod]

Wales you say..

[wigley]

Wales you say..

That makes a change,its normally sheep,they have their fun with !!

[goat]

fucking hell, its mrs bry!

[nimrod]

Nice to see you wiggers, you still a grumpy bastard ?   

[nimrod]

This cracked me up, Northern Territory prossie gets robbed again and is thinking of packing it in


She'd have to fucking pay me 


http://www.news.com.au/national/alice-springss-madam-to-close-business-after-theft-to-become-a-truck-driver-in-a-mine/story-fncynjr2-1226596144184

[goat]

pesty is already asking his mam for his pocket money

[nimrod]

pesty is already asking his mam for his pocket money

bet she stands up when she pisses

[goat]

wizards sleeves and spaniels ears all over the place

[nimrod]

somebody should make a tv series about the NT, Darwin and shit..

Its full of fucking red neck weirdo's doing all kinds of crazy shit, seeing ufo's all the time, crocs and snakes everywhere

they seem to have theyre own laws, crazy twats

[Swiss]

is prostitution legal there?... for pesty's sake of course!!


seriously though, who'd steal a bunch of used dildo's???

[nimrod]

is prostitution legal there?... for pesty's sake of course!!

probably


everything else is

[The Blue Blooded Maniac]

You don't look at the mantel while your poking the fire

[Rowley Birkin QC]

Sex industry is regulated here. Legal brothels etc   As I'm sure nimrod knows 

Soliciting on the street remains illegal.

[Swiss]

You don't look at the mantel while your poking the fire

Depends if the fire is flappy...

[goat]

and you have to watch you dont fall in

[nimrod]

and you have to watch you dont fall in

maybe some of pesty's mates are still in there..


Thinking about things I reckon goat would fit in well in NT, all the shit that goes down, I think its the heat, I mean theyre near the equator so they have gone troppo and a fair bit warped, its a thousand miles to anywhere and its 33C there even when its snowing in Victoria, and they make boats out of old beer cans, maybe goat could do some croc therapy at Steve Irwins death zoo and become a crocologist and snake fancier, a new life for you goat, a regular contributor to the NT Times (the best paper outside Wogga Wogga) ........so get the migration forms and fill em in, in the bit where it says "Do You Have a criminal record" just put, 'I didnt know it was still a requirement. '
Mention you'll be living in the NT. opening a sex parlour specialising in dwarf lesbian sex (chimps/beavers extra) whilst studying for a degree in Crocology and snake/spider appreciation and you'll be in faster than a fart in a fan factory

[wigley]

Nice to see you wiggers, you still a grumpy bastard ?   

Yes

[Swiss]

and you have to watch you dont fall in

maybe some of pesty's mates are still in there..


Thinking about things I reckon goat would fit in well in NT, all the shit that goes down, I think its the heat, I mean theyre near the equator so they have gone troppo and a fair bit warped, its a thousand miles to anywhere and its 33C there even when its snowing in Victoria, and they make boats out of old beer cans, maybe goat could do some croc therapy at Steve Irwins death zoo and become a crocologist and snake fancier, a new life for you goat, a regular contributor to the NT Times (the best paper outside Wogga Wogga) ........so get the migration forms and fill em in, in the bit where it says "Do You Have a criminal record" just put, 'I didnt know it was still a requirement. '
Mention you'll be living in the NT. opening a sex parlour specialising in dwarf lesbian sex (chimps/beavers extra) whilst studying for a degree in Crocology and snake/spider appreciation and you'll be in faster than a fart in a fan factory

I think he should do it just to see what the response would be!

[goat]

fuck that

[nimrod]

 


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