Breaking news

[Stephen Paul]

BREAKING NEWS

The champions league final will have no mention of the cost of any Manchester City player.
After double checking the cost of the Chelsea team, BT sport have come to the conclusion that it'd be pointless especially as Chelsea will start with a £70 million goalkeeper on the bench.
The back up plan of using human rights has also been put on the back burner after a researcher discovered that politically you can't side with Russia, ever.
They're hoping that by mentioning Mount more times than Foden will be enough to appease United fans who are rumoured to be on the verge of boycotting all types of media because City's success is too much for them to handle.
United fans have took to throwing tantrums and blaming they're owners for City's domination and BT have decided to join sky and completely ignore the violence and support United fans on ruining more games.
Meanwhile the referee from the City v PSG game has admitted to telling PSG players to f**k off. Adding that they were all lucky he didn't slap each and every one of them.
"The amount of tantrums they were throwing," he said, "I thought it was United fans turning up to riot

[gavin]

Rest assured they will find ways to really piss me off. Even momentarily hearing from Dopey Rio or Jenas will do the trick.

[onerytk]

More Breaking News

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: Man Utd boss unhappy with fixture schedule on the BBC

Cheeky fuckin bastard who's fault is it that they have to fit in the Liverpool game.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57017559

Try having Citys schedule

Just a Rag

[Stephen Paul]

Seemingly rag fans will try and stop the game against the Scousers again to fuck the league up

Hopefully we will be champions by then

[lee]

Where you hear that Stevey?