how to make gav shit in his hands in one easy paste

[goat]

Manchester City players confident of bid for Cristiano Ronaldo, according to Graham Hunter

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/tv-shows/revista-de-la-liga/news/9773762/manchester-city-players-confident-of-bid-for-cristiano-ronaldo-according-to-graham-hunter

[Rowley Birkin QC]

What a joke. The City players will be the last people to know who might be coming in.

Who is Graham Hunter anywaY?

[goat]

english bloke that pops up on skys spanish highlight show, think he wrote a book or two

at the moment i think pelle would be the last to know

[goat]

ok...say it is true. safe bet madrid would want a few quid for him, cant see the arabs juggling ffp that well to swing that

[Rowley Birkin QC]

Actually, the only thing that surprises me about this is that it's taken this long for some half baked scribbler to try and seriously link us to the Prancing Pony. 

Mind you, I was amused by all the angry rags posting in the comments section that Ronaldo would never return to any English club other than Utd - at least not while Sir Alex was "still alive"! 

[goat]

well weve been linked with messi and zlatan, may as well go for the set

[Stephen Paul]

Probably end up with Bale

[Rowley Birkin QC]

I'm fairly certain we won't be getting Ronaldo or Messi... or Ibrahimovic for that matter.

I can appreciate that our Arab Friends will find the idea attractive because, as we all know, they are always looking to boost the profile of their club and what better way to do that than sign one of the best players in the world today...

...but it would take some serious financial smoke and mirrors to get any of those deals past the FFP police, and (if I'm honest) I can't really see either the Prancing Pony or Messi wanting to come to City at this stage - not unless they are genuinely looking for a professional challenge in the latter part of their careers (no matter how much cash we throw at them). One glance at our Champions League form will tell them just how big that challenge is likely to be I'm afraid. (Ibrahimovic on the other hand might be an interesting long-odds bet?)

And besides that, I'm not entirely convinced that either Ronaldo or Messi is what City need at the moment, and that the cash wouldn't be better spent elsewhere with better effect? (Although that will probably not enter the minds of our Arab Friends if they get a sniff of pulling such a deal off).

[Neil Mcnab]

Financial "Fair" play suicide. A 30 year old player, who Madrid would want what they paid for him £80 million. Would be able to sell him on, after four or five years? He would only be coming for his last mega pay deal. He is c*nt/tulip as well. No thanks.

[Leewonpen]

He is c*nt/tulip as well. No thanks.

+1

[Rowley Birkin QC]

He is c*nt/tulip as well. No thanks.

Far better summary than mine 

[reddishblue]

And shorter..

[Rowley Birkin QC]

I can't help your short attention span

[reddishblue]

It's more the eyesight that hinders these days.

[Rowley Birkin QC]

I have the same problem. Maybe I should write less in bigger type? 

[reddishblue]

Couldn't find my specs last night until I sat on them. Tried to straighten them and the left lens popped out.

[bluebrendan]

Over 30, diving cnut, ex-rag, huge ego that unsettles dressing rooms. What could possibly go wrong? 

[goat]

biggest question about him is


can he take a decent corner?

[bluebrendan]

I'm convinced that even if we took a decent corner nobody would get on the end of it, the players seem to huddle in one small patch of the area which is usually the last place the ball ends up.

[bry the guy]

I dont like him at all but he would be a great improvement on what we have so get him in.

[lee]

fuck no..please

[gavin]

It would be best to identify top players before they are thus, much cheaper though much more difficult. As for Tranny I can't see it happening and am pleased that is the case. He is a truly world class footballer on the level of very few others but as an egotistical wanker he is on his own.

[reddishblue]

"He is a truly world class footballer on the level of very few others but as an egotistical wanker he is on his own." A perfect summation.

For that reason only a big no from me.

[reddishblue]

Let's not also forget that despite his *immeasurable talent* he still has found the need to cheat.

[Ludo]

He's just the type of player our owners would love.

[goat]

seems to be  top in most sports you have to be a massive twot

in my opinion the three top player now are him, messi and zlatan, spot the odd one out

yank sports seem worse tho, cant be a star in nfl unless you kick the face off your mrs and put a baby in microwave

[reddishblue]

Only one of them isn't a petulant cnut.