And I have a frozen pie in the oven 🙄
I just can't be arsed with cooking at all. Even sticking a pie in the oven is a bit too much effort and time. Microwave stuff is quicker.
Codgers.
Don't see you cooking owt decent. And anyway, you're a bit of a codger yourself now.
Mint Cook me mate. The missus loves cooking though, I was relatively slim when I met her!
heard mrs pest is sick of you doing pot noodles every night, she might kill you in your sleep
Don't encourage her dad.