http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/stone-roses-singer-ian-brown-taught-to-masturbate-by-tv-weatherman-fred-talbot-court-hears-10005957.html
Seeing as he's a rag I wouldn't have thought Ian Brown needed lessons on being a wanker.
:D
Breaking: Sir Rowley Birkin QC breaks his vow that he will never "look at off topic again" ;D
Brendan's joke was too good to ignore.