The miserable old bastard thread

[nimrod]

Helps if your over 50

Moan about anything that gets on your tits

ok I'll start, Taylor fuckin Swift is doing concerts in Oz atm and Im sick to death of hearing about her. Its tay tay this and tay tay that..
I hate these fucking singers that dance around the stage with headsets and dancers behind them, Katie Perry, Gaga...all that shit
The music is more than likely lip synced and its all style over substance and yeah plastic.

What do people see in this shite ffs ?

[shandon]

They should leave the dancing to MC Hammer.
But I still prefer them all to One Direction 

[lee]

they see gash

[bannblue]

Helps if your over 50

Moan about anything that gets on your tits

ok I'll start, Taylor fuckin Swift is doing concerts in Oz atm and Im sick to death of hearing about her. Its tay tay this and tay tay that..
I hate these fucking singers that dance around the stage with headsets and dancers behind them, Katie Perry, Gaga...all that shit
The music is more than likely lip synced and its all style over substance and yeah plastic.

What do people see in this shite ffs ?

People seem to be obsessed with celebrities these days and i don't know why. I've no interest in them at all.If they need to fill a void in their lives they should take up a sport or a hobby or something worthwhile.

[gavin]

I'm delighted to be beneath Nimmer's qualification criteria for being an old bastard 

[bluebrendan]

I'm delighted to be beneath Nimmer's qualification criteria for being an old bastard 

It doesn't stop you behaving like one. 

[nimrod]

I'm delighted to be beneath Nimmer's qualification criteria for being an old bastard 

I always thought you were older Gav   

[nimrod]

ok next..

this;




I know mobile phones are great for some things but young people cant put the fuckers down

and driving while using a mobile should be a capitol offence

[Swiss]

Not that her music is my cup of tea, but I've got a little bit of respect for "Tay tay". She writes or co-writes her songs and can play the guitar a little. She used to be a bit country but has gone mainstream pop... but you've got to hand it to the lady, she's made a mint off her own talent rather than others who get their songs written for them.

She's also a little bit tidy ;-)

I am still almost 20 years off my 50's :-D

[nimrod]

[Lekos]

Shite like this.

[reddishblue]

It is a bit of a crap.

Something to cheer you old cunts up. Look out for nimmers on a bike.

[nimrod]

Haha you cheeky twot Reddish, Im still a bit away from that stage

and

I can run up hills (even at my age)

[goat]

Not that her music is my cup of tea, but I've got a little bit of respect for "Tay tay". She writes or co-writes her songs and can play the guitar a little. She used to be a bit country but has gone mainstream pop... but you've got to hand it to the lady, she's made a mint off her own talent rather than others who get their songs written for them.

She's also a little bit tidy ;-)

I am still almost 20 years off my 50's :-D

she the one that looks like a lizard?

[goat]

was called miserable because i didnt give a fuck about karaoke in swansea

[Lekos]

Nah, you were called miserable because you are miserable.  Karaoke was the symptom, not the cause!

[goat]

fuck knows, wasnt taking much notice

anyway, they went downhill when they stopped wearing blouses




oh aye, cunty posty woke me up with my bargain metal gear, told you they were not dodgy you massive greek

[nimrod]

she the one that looks like a lizard?

yep

[goat]

fucks sake tone

[nimrod]

I hadnt seen the lizard connection but when you mentioned it, bang on