city legend kicks off

[nimrod]

buminho

cracked me up   

[Lekos]

Catch up nimmers, it's been going for 7 years now

[goat]

bollocks, thats a new one

[nimrod]

Catch up nimmers, it's been going for 7 years now

I know, its shit when your Dad treats you like this 

[goat]

if he was my son he would have been at the bottom of a river years ago

[nimrod]

if he was my son he would have been at the bottom of a river years ago

sounds fishy 



just some talk I heard about you/ Tori / love child

[Lekos]

So Tori is now my mum and I'm half Welsh? Gonna go chuck myself in the river.

[goat]

your furry back will get all matted

[Lekos]

Fuck off dad.

[goat]

you are adopted

[nimrod]

I just know Id never call any son of mine buminho

[Lekos]

Gav's gonna love this thread 

It's dad's fault, Gav.

[goat]

your fault for not having a grasp of fucking swedish

[Lekos]

Lazy OP. Then a bloke got in a car. Put a bit more effort in dad, for goodness sake.

[Lekos]

You could have taught me Swedish ages ago, but noooo, you  spend all your time shouting at Asda staff.

[goat]

last time i read your fuckin texts about africans and welsh car parks or whatever they are

[nimrod]

families eh   

[Lekos]

I just wanted to know A) where's good to park in Cardiff and B) why you hate Africans.

[Lekos]

Did mum cheat on you with a Nigerian?

[goat]

bollocks, you were droning on about some african lads you wanted money for