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citymancs => off topic => Topic started by: goat on June 29, 2018, 12:42:41

Title: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: goat on June 29, 2018, 12:42:41
ever been japan tone?
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: Swiss on July 01, 2018, 23:45:42
I'm planning a trip, why?

If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"

Should be right up your street
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: nimrod on July 02, 2018, 10:49:30
Japan is great
Feckin loved it, best country Ive been too
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: goat on July 03, 2018, 13:36:00
I'm planning a trip, why?

If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"

Should be right up your street

four words

jurassic park love hotel

and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5QwXLTgvs
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: goat on July 03, 2018, 13:47:42


If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"

Should be right up your street

wild guess, rape monsters?
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: Swiss on July 11, 2018, 01:35:01
That bar is now on the list!


I've only got to the end of the first chapter (I lost the book on the flight home form Romania) - But it was about an American Sex Tourist in Japan.
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: goat on July 11, 2018, 02:13:22
imagine going there for a first date, would probably be the last an all
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: Swiss on July 13, 2018, 21:29:58
I was at a work do last night and this girl starts telling a story about her her friend who went on a tinder date and the guy invites her around but says;

I'm cooking curry, is that ok?
Girl says yes
It might be quite hot?
Girl says that's ok.
It might make your tummy unwell and you'd poop!
Girl says, ummm I think it'll be ok.

She goes around and eats the curry, about 20 minutes later she starts feeling unwell and excuses herself... she does a massive shit in the toilet, but the toilet is broke and she couldn't flush it... she has to confess that it wouldn't flush but the bloke was:
Oh don't worry, I'll fix it.
He goes down to fix and after a couple of minutes she's still feeling unwell and tries to make her excuses, but as she approaches the bathroom, she sees the bloke smearing her pooh on his face
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: goat on July 14, 2018, 00:34:26
did she confuse tinder with go eat?

who the fuck goes to a blokes house for a curry?

get her signed up here tone, ive questions
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: Rowley Birkin QC on July 14, 2018, 06:10:27
I think we've all got questions...
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: goat on July 14, 2018, 14:31:43
you just want to ask her about tablets  :D
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: The Blue Blooded Maniac on July 14, 2018, 16:29:23
I like it, I like it alot.
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: goat on July 14, 2018, 22:23:36
did you fix your toilet pesty?
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: Swiss on July 14, 2018, 23:07:59
Yes, questions...

Who goes to a blokes house for curry on a first date...  that's told it might make them shit themselves!?

She apparently reported it to the police but the po-po told her that he's well known and she willing agreed to go to his house despite being told the curry will make her shit herself!
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: The Blue Blooded Maniac on July 15, 2018, 12:36:20
did you fix your toilet pesty?

I love me some caramel!
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: lee on July 16, 2018, 19:56:46
best country i been to japan
Title: Re: swiss tone sex tours
Post by: Swiss on July 20, 2018, 00:34:17
In the Miso soup wiki (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Miso_Soup)