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citymancs => off topic => Topic started by: Stephen Paul on January 22, 2022, 17:03:59

Title: Restrictions
Post by: Stephen Paul on January 22, 2022, 17:03:59
Restrictions lifted. So much choice. What to do? Brunch? Cinema? Pub? Take a corpse to a post office? I can't decide! 😐
Title: Re: Restrictions
Post by: gavin on January 22, 2022, 18:25:23
The Post Office has been done. You should take a corpse to the pub. Prop him at the end of the bar with his arm up and you'll always be at the front of the queue to be served.
Title: Re: Restrictions
Post by: Kilkenny Blue on January 23, 2022, 13:26:51
Quote from: gavin on January 22, 2022, 18:25:23
The Post Office has been done. You should take a corpse to the pub. Prop him at the end of the bar with his arm up and you'll always be at the front of the queue to be served.

Nahh, a dead giveaway that!
Title: Re: Restrictions
Post by: reddishblue on January 23, 2022, 19:11:43
Quote from: gavin on January 22, 2022, 18:25:23
The Post Office has been done. You should take a corpse to the pub. Prop him at the end of the bar with his arm up and you'll always be at the front of the queue to be served.

Install a bluetooth speaker into said corpse and shout FECK! DRINK! NUNS! repeatedly
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