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citymancs => off topic => Topic started by: Swiss on May 02, 2015, 19:42:06

Title: Oxford, never live here!
Post by: Swiss on May 02, 2015, 19:42:06
I pay £850 for a tiny 1 bed flat... just got a notice through saying they're raising the rent to £950 at the end of our contract... I'm sending one back saying bit early for April fools!

Fecking robbing cuntish bastards!

Rant over!
Title: Re: Oxford, never live here!
Post by: gavin on May 02, 2015, 21:34:04
Better off back up north. £600 month for a perfectly nice two bed semi detached opposite a park.
Title: Re: Oxford, never live here!
Post by: Victoria on May 03, 2015, 02:24:28
QuoteI pay £850 for a tiny 1 bed flat...

there is a fool born every minute  :)

However, don't complain, it will cost you more ( triple) in NYC. :(
Title: Re: Oxford, never live here!
Post by: Swiss on May 03, 2015, 18:10:17
Quote from: gavin on May 02, 2015, 21:34:04
Better off back up north. £600 month for a perfectly nice two bed semi detached opposite a park.

My jobs here and the Gf works in the hospital so we're stuck for the moment living within walking distance.
Title: Re: Oxford, never live here!
Post by: goat on May 04, 2015, 13:26:51
bet she wished you left her in russia or where you ordered her online from

do your nieghbours ever pop round to borrow some stats?
Title: Re: Oxford, never live here!
Post by: Swiss on May 06, 2015, 20:51:48
Hahaaaa...... Russia! Pffft! Tajikistan more like!

I run the stats for the amount of times the gates community is violated by passing Derpa's!


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Title: Re: Oxford, never live here!
Post by: goat on May 07, 2015, 11:41:29
next time you use that site you got her off check chernobyl for me, probably get them cheaper if they have a beak or a tail