Im-per-son-ate! Angry dwarf is jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and pretending to be a Dalek in row which led to him being Tasered twice by police
Hahaha. Please post the link
Got to be daily sport
Quote from: Durk on June 22, 2015, 16:53:52
Got to be daily sport
Close, it's the Mail. :D
Click (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3134466/Im-son-ate-Angry-dwarf-jailed-sticking-sucker-dart-head-pretending-Dalek-row-led-Tasered-twice-police.html)
Tomorrow's Sun.
'GREEKY BUM TIME'.
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/8e77321bbaeeaa453adadfb6d246e2f1/tumblr_nr1bycn67q1u5f06vo1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: goat on June 22, 2015, 13:46:27
Im-per-son-ate! Angry dwarf is jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and pretending to be a Dalek in row which led to him being Tasered twice by police
its a thin line between being tasered, criminal record and jail and Game Of Thrones riches & Stardom
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I was gonna say that one nimmers! But greedy bum time is good!
I wonder if the Greek (non-GB born) immigrants will be asked to leave the country (or other eu countries) if they're kicked out of the eu!
trying to fuck greeko off tone?
No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport! Sorry about that.
was more thinking about a mates GF really
Quote from: Lekos on July 06, 2015, 15:00:10
No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport! Sorry about that.
could get tone to record the length of your shoulder hair and kick you out
probably has stats on it ready
Quote from: nimrod on July 06, 2015, 08:21:01
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good old paper that
Quote from: goat on July 06, 2015, 15:41:35
Quote from: Lekos on July 06, 2015, 15:00:10
No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport! Sorry about that.
could get tone to record the length of your shoulder hair and kick you out
probably has stats on it ready
7.2 inches over a 1000 microdermically square inch across the shoulders shortening to 3.5 inches around the middle of the back flowing down to a point at the base of the spine around 2 inches in length. The effect closely resemlbes the map of Africa with a birth mark in the shape of madegascar...
get him on a boat
I always liked this one: http://www.espnfc.us/story/337901/young-boys-wankdorf-erection-relief (http://www.espnfc.us/story/337901/young-boys-wankdorf-erection-relief)
:coat:
Quote from: Swiss on July 06, 2015, 16:25:38
Quote from: goat on July 06, 2015, 15:41:35
Quote from: Lekos on July 06, 2015, 15:00:10
No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport! Sorry about that.
could get tone to record the length of your shoulder hair and kick you out
probably has stats on it ready
7.2 inches over a 1000 microdermically square inch across the shoulders shortening to 3.5 inches around the middle of the back flowing down to a point at the base of the spine around 2 inches in length. The effect closely resemlbes the map of Africa with a birth mark in the shape of madegascar...
Hahahaha. I'm not too hairy actually, thank christ. 33 and still can't grow a beard, don't like moussaka or ouzo.
Man Dies After Lighting Firework On His Head
http://news.sky.com/story/1514009/man-dies-after-lighting-firework-on-his-head
Police investigate after naked sex pest spotted in villages around Saddleworth
pesty on tour?
Saddleworth not far from Droylsden
Gigidy!
http://www.irishcentral.com/news/massive-blow-jobs-for-belmullet-the-headline-thats-shaking-ireland-with-laughter-237649931.html (http://www.irishcentral.com/news/massive-blow-jobs-for-belmullet-the-headline-thats-shaking-ireland-with-laughter-237649931.html)