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citymancs => off topic => Topic started by: goat on November 14, 2014, 15:41:30

Title: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on November 14, 2014, 15:41:30
they are already on to me about next fucking season already

ill say yes and lock you all in again. if anyone wants to join let me know
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: The Blue Blooded Maniac on November 14, 2014, 16:36:41
What else can I win off you?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on November 14, 2014, 16:50:46
you need to be in the league for that

best i can offer is a hug from uncle brenda
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on November 17, 2014, 12:00:04
Quote from: goat on November 14, 2014, 16:50:46

best i can offer is a hug from uncle brenda

Oi! I might catch something. You could offer him your wooden spoon for this season.  ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on November 21, 2014, 11:40:23
lot can happen between now and next game old man, scores can change
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on November 21, 2014, 14:49:41
I suppose if the Raiders can win a game, anything is possible!  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on November 25, 2014, 07:33:58
well done bongo, first in the playoffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwq7BYOnDrM

any excuse
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on November 25, 2014, 07:34:29
still better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYKIcnj1MJY
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on November 25, 2014, 10:48:00
Quote from: goat on November 25, 2014, 07:33:58
well done bongo, first in the playoffs



how does that work, seeing as I beat him and am currently top?  ???
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on November 25, 2014, 12:09:17
                            
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should get new readers in the black friday sales brenda
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on November 25, 2014, 12:10:21
ah, mine didnt refresh

anyway, he will choke again like last year  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on November 25, 2014, 15:51:43
Not until after I tan your hide Sunday...;)


Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 07, 2014, 04:11:16
this site needs a smiley face with hands round its throat
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on December 08, 2014, 22:36:54
(http://publicityhound.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Choking.jpg)

Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 09, 2014, 09:41:12
thats the one

and thank fuck i made the playoffs
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: gavin on December 09, 2014, 21:41:57
 :strangle:

Click more underneath the smileys on the post page to view the additional smileys.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: The Blue Blooded Maniac on December 09, 2014, 22:08:16
(http://oi54.tinypic.com/ou8vpw.jpg)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 09, 2014, 22:12:34
Quote from: gavin on December 09, 2014, 21:41:57
:strangle:

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bongo chokes himself tho
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on December 10, 2014, 17:42:57
Quote from: goat on December 09, 2014, 09:41:12

and thank fuck i made the playoffs

You wouldn't have done if Gav had taken any notice of his team all season.  :D


Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 10, 2014, 17:48:37
all that matters is im in
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on December 17, 2014, 13:09:07
Quote from: goat on December 10, 2014, 17:48:37
all that matters is im in

And now you're out.  ;D

So the play-offs went to form and the top two teams in the regular season meet in the final - Bongo vs Me. 
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on December 17, 2014, 14:21:04
Quote from: bluebrendan on December 17, 2014, 13:09:07
Quote from: goat on December 10, 2014, 17:48:37
all that matters is im in

And now you're out.  ;D

So the play-offs went to form and the top two teams in the regular season meet in the final - Bongo vs Me.

The way it should be brendan.

And BTW, for goat:  :strangle:

:D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on December 23, 2014, 14:26:49
Congratulations to Bongo on winning the Citymancs NFL Fantasy title by beating yours truly 421.80pts to381.52 in the final.

And thanks to goat for organising the league (I think!  ;) ).

Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on December 23, 2014, 16:27:57
Good battle brendan. You were getting awfully close there with Thomas making all those catches last night.

goat, thanks for organizing the league again and also for choking badly...;) You can send my prize whenever you like.  ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on January 02, 2015, 04:42:35
well done bongo

(https://forums.digitalpoint.com/proxy/Zjl03lL4V4L6kK2JA7xCMYS7fLrQE6QHJt4SpN6yWLA5v6B6kwxT7L%2BstyDCVhOct9ADDv6cNAYuSn5x/image.png)

your prize is you can babysit brenda on a sunday night next season and unless i fuck it up again 1st pick in next draft
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on January 03, 2015, 03:11:24
Thanks goat. I will treasure it always...;)

I think, like Emma Thompson with her Oscar, I will put it in the loo. That way I can look at it during my more reflective moments... :coat:
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on January 03, 2015, 18:11:26
no problem mate, you did well


same time next year kids
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on January 05, 2015, 23:18:44
I'm in. Might drag college boy along too. I just forgot this year.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on January 08, 2015, 06:53:33
cant add him yet, think around august

weve another mug joining and maybe another
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on January 09, 2015, 20:56:07
No worries.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on January 10, 2015, 09:08:48
hoping for even number, if not gav can go

really id love to boot brenda out tho but the fucker puts effort in :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 04, 2015, 05:25:46
after todays trade the league might be canceled due to me being fucking annoyed
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on March 04, 2015, 16:16:28
Quote from: goat on March 04, 2015, 05:25:46
after todays trade the league might be canceled due to me being fucking annoyed
they'd be better off with xabi alonso.  ;D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 04, 2015, 19:42:21
did xabi go to oregon? seems thats all that fuckin matters with chip
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 09, 2015, 19:39:27
league is back on, frank gore and byron maxwell will do for starters
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 10, 2015, 20:12:28
league off

frank fuckin gore and sam bradford for foles
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on March 10, 2015, 20:49:51
Should I have a go?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 10, 2015, 21:01:40
ill let you know, the league is a ballache with numbers
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on March 11, 2015, 14:09:15
Quote from: goat on March 10, 2015, 20:12:28
league off

frank fuckin gore and sam bradford for foles

So did McCoy and Maclin jump or were they pushed? Still, the Eagles now have two excellent backup QBs in Bradford and Sanchez - trouble is one of them has to start.  ;)

Is it all a cunning plan to bag first pick in the 2016 draft?  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 11, 2015, 14:30:36
mccoy pushed for cap space that they might blow on the cowboy lad, maclin walked

rumours of bradford being traded for picks with the jets to get mariotta

to be fair bradford is a big step up from foles, problem is he is never fit
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 11, 2015, 14:34:59
http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/freeagency/
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on March 11, 2015, 16:14:47
Quote from: goat on March 11, 2015, 14:30:36
mccoy pushed for cap space that they might blow on the cowboy lad, maclin walked

rumours of bradford being traded for picks with the jets to get mariotta

to be fair bradford is a big step up from foles, problem is he is never fit
Linked with Ryan Mathews on NFL.com.
Thought Mariota was off elsewhere, has that changed?

I was relieved that Randall Cobb re-signed with the Packers, would have been a blow to lose him.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 11, 2015, 16:18:09
i think the plan is to trade everything to move up for him
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on March 11, 2015, 21:33:01
Quote from: goat on March 11, 2015, 14:34:59
http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/freeagency/

Right. Never played this kind of shit before. You can all whoop me if you like assuming I get an invite.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 13, 2015, 08:56:03
so from no running backs to ryan matthews and demarco murray in a day

eagles superbowl odds are fron 20 to 16-1

league is on!
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on March 13, 2015, 13:08:37
Very surprised that Dallas didn't break the bank to hang on to Murray, useful running game for the Eagles - just as well with that QB line-up. ;-)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 13, 2015, 13:52:49
hold your elderly horses old man, id bet bradford isnt even an eagle by the time the draft starts
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on March 13, 2015, 14:02:17
Quote from: goat on March 13, 2015, 13:52:49
hold your elderly horses old man, id bet bradford isnt even an eagle by the time the draft starts

:D

Maybe not but Mariota doesn't seem to have impressed too much in the pre-draft trial days, perhaps Chip has cooled on him?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 13, 2015, 14:28:33
fuck knows what that bloke is thinking

doubt he would beat the elderly allstars at this rate
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 17, 2015, 22:52:38
league off

tim fucking tebow
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on March 19, 2015, 15:09:25
Quote from: goat on March 17, 2015, 22:52:38
league off

tim fucking tebow
I missed that one, what was that you said about trading up at QB?  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 19, 2015, 16:19:05
he is just training with them and apparently cleveland are offering a 1st for bradford
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on March 19, 2015, 22:08:05
Cleveland have signed Josh McCown and he must be the backup unless they've lost their marbles so there may well be something in the Bradford trade.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 19, 2015, 23:15:38
johnny football is still in rehab too


the rams said they were offered a 1st by them but wanted foles
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on March 19, 2015, 23:31:01
Am I in or what?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 19, 2015, 23:38:09
depends on son of bongo and some yank bloke so far
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on March 23, 2015, 04:31:07
Quote from: goat on March 19, 2015, 23:38:09
depends on son of bongo and some yank bloke so far

Son of Bongo. Sounds like a movie. Plus he is also a yank bloke...

Anyhoo, don't worry about him. He is in a college one now; billy big bollocks. (although I did part in their playoff league and it was fun. I came 114th or something. But in fairness, it was nationwide. At least that's what they told me. Maybe I just sucked. Eggs.)

So anyway, don't worry about Bongo Jr. It's Bongo Sr. you have to worry about. Old c*nt.)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 23, 2015, 04:40:40
i thought stevie was son of bongo


christ, looks like reddish is in, i could ask the eagle that follows me on twitter to join, he plays less for them than i do
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on March 24, 2015, 20:24:02
So where do I start learning bout merican football then?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 24, 2015, 21:09:15
most important thing is you need a shitload of kickers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_football_%28American%29
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on March 24, 2015, 23:25:52
Quote from: reddishblue on March 24, 2015, 20:24:02
So where do I start learning bout merican football then?

Read goat's tips and then do the opposite.  ;D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 24, 2015, 23:37:49
how many goatbowls on your shelf old chap?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on March 24, 2015, 23:42:05
You got lucky.  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 24, 2015, 23:45:37
aye, lucky you were my competition  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on March 25, 2015, 19:27:14
Quote from: bluebrendan on March 24, 2015, 23:25:52
Quote from: reddishblue on March 24, 2015, 20:24:02
So where do I start learning bout merican football then?

Read goat's tips and then do the opposite.  ;D

:D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 01, 2015, 21:56:46
miles fuckin austin


im already fed up with the season
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on April 01, 2015, 22:20:04
who?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 02, 2015, 02:07:45
bloke so bad even the browns didnt want him around
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on April 02, 2015, 22:20:55
Quote from: goat on April 01, 2015, 21:56:46
miles fuckin austin


im already fed up with the season

He was good in 2009.  :D

Lose Maclin, get Austin. Interesting bloke is Chip.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 02, 2015, 22:30:03
he has seen yank football before right?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on April 02, 2015, 23:04:15
Quote from: goat on April 02, 2015, 22:30:03
he has seen yank football before right?

Sanchez to Austin for the winning superbowl TD, bet you can get good odds on that.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 04, 2015, 11:40:03
Hold your elderly horses


Drew brees to Austin has a better ring
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on April 04, 2015, 12:11:02
Does this rumour have legs? Is Chip working on the basis that if he gets enough QBs one of them is bound to be good?? Brees is what, 36?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 04, 2015, 12:20:30
bradford is good, very good


anyway
this has more legs than the chernobyl cat i reckon

saints are in full on rebuilding mode
they already ditched bongos mate jimmy graham
look to be going towards being a running team
obviously wont need a flashy qb for that
they get bradford and more importantly a 2nd and 3rd
last season the eagles biggest moves were a trade for sproles and malcolm jenkins....both from

did read that mariota will be on his way still even with brees and chip might just fuck off to a fancy college job
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 04, 2015, 12:21:48
ste hux ‏@goat101010  5s6 seconds ago
alright @drewbrees , you off to the eagles mate?


worth a try eh
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on April 04, 2015, 13:24:24
@goat101010 - do I look like a fucking idiot?

:D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 04, 2015, 13:25:43
behave, ill have a word with your fave channel again next season otherwise
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on April 05, 2015, 18:36:04
Before we start, how many players on a team?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 05, 2015, 19:39:53
in nfl or this?

about 45 on matchday in nfl, less in fantasy league
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on April 05, 2015, 22:13:57
Quote from: reddishblue on April 05, 2015, 18:36:04
Before we start, how many players on a team?

Fantasy NFL team usually consists of:

1 Quarterback
2 Running Backs
2 Wide Receivers
1 Tight End
1 "Flex" player - usually one of WR, RB or TE
1 Kicker
1 Defence/Special Teams outfit

plus 6 or 7 bench players to cover for injuries or bye weeks or loss of form.

Also there's always one clown in any league who offers ridiculous trades - that is he'll offer to swap two or three of his crap players to some unsuspecting newbie in return for your star draft pick. I'll leave you to guess who that will be in this league.  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 05, 2015, 22:15:14
Quote from: bluebrendan on April 05, 2015, 22:13:57
Quote from: reddishblue on April 05, 2015, 18:36:04
Before we start, how many players on a team?

Fantasy NFL team usually consists of:

1 Quarterback
2 Running Backs
2 Wide Receivers
1 Tight End
1 "Flex" player - usually one of WR, RB or TE
5 Kicker
1 Defence/Special Teams outfit

plus 6 or 7 bench players to cover for injuries or bye weeks or loss of form.

Also there's always one clown in any league who offers ridiculous trades - that is he'll offer to swap two or three of his crap players to some unsuspecting newbie in return for your star draft pick. I'll leave you to guess who that will be in this league.  :D

edited brendas obvious mistake
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 05, 2015, 22:15:47
you cant use a te as a flex brenda
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on April 05, 2015, 22:20:23
Quote from: goat on April 05, 2015, 22:15:47
you cant use a te as a flex brenda

You can in any well managed NFL.com league.  :P
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 05, 2015, 22:24:54
yeah but you lose out on 300 points for your quaterback taking a snap or whatever i managed to do the first time
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 20, 2015, 01:01:57
eagles signing fucking jesus tomorrow
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on April 20, 2015, 01:19:15
the eagles are shit anyway, don't worry about it.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 20, 2015, 01:27:43
hotel california was alright
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on April 20, 2015, 01:30:29
any steely dan album for me.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 20, 2015, 11:34:49
fingers crossed


ste hux ‏@goat101010  5s5 seconds ago
hi @TimTebow  , not sure the eagles fans are that christian, they booed santa, id skip signing for them if i was you mate. cheers
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 20, 2015, 11:41:42
anyway, getting close to the kick off, draft next week i think. should have a bigger league but if anyone wants to drop out let me know draft day or if any other fucker wants to join
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on April 21, 2015, 13:09:06
Quote from: goat on April 20, 2015, 11:41:42
anyway, getting close to the kick off, draft next week i think. should have a bigger league but if anyone wants to drop out let me know draft day or if any other fucker wants to join
What are you on about, there's no need to draft the fantasy league until August. Are you just trying to steal a march on the rest of us - don't worry, nobody will be trying to pinch Mark Sanchez off you.  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 21, 2015, 17:47:29
meant nfl draft day not the fantasy one you old sod

last year i had the daft swedish lad and bongo fucking around up till the last minute, want to avoid that
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on April 22, 2015, 04:15:48
Well then, maybe I will start early this year and do my best to draft that best-evoh QB and ex-Patriot; Tim "God Himself" Tebow... :D

Or just do what I did last year... ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 22, 2015, 06:51:00
ill bet a quid tebow isnt an eagle by the time of the falcons game
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on April 23, 2015, 04:52:04
Probably won't take that bet. He might be gone by the time training camp breaks... ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 30, 2015, 17:48:41
new bloke had his invite yesterday but he seems a bell

nfl nagging me to sort out the draft, seeing as im up 24 fucking 7 the time doesnt matter to me so ill let you vote on when and how it is

Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 01, 2015, 19:39:41
3 added to the league
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on May 01, 2015, 21:53:28
Quote from: goat on April 30, 2015, 17:48:41
new bloke had his invite yesterday but he seems a bell

nfl nagging me to sort out the draft, seeing as im up 24 fucking 7 the time doesnt matter to me so ill let you vote on when and how it is

I'd prefer it after the pre-season games start, at least that gets most of the career-ending injuries out of the way.  :D

Let's have a live online draft this time, around 8-10pm.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 01, 2015, 22:27:29
that time is no good for the yanks in league, they dont finish work till around 10

agree with after preseason, let tebow getting cut happen first

i messaged reddish yesterday about joining seeing as he nagged, if he fucks about gav and my lad are happy to drop out
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 01, 2015, 22:36:32
and career ending injuries only happen to top recievers when i get them
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on May 01, 2015, 23:08:38
Quote from: goat on May 01, 2015, 22:27:29
that time is no good for the yanks in league, they dont finish work till around 10



I know, that's why I suggested it.  :D

Ok, 1a.m. will have to do I suppose.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 01, 2015, 23:13:30
one of your nurses can do yours

i know one yank wants to do live

fuck knows about other two but if they are not arsed they can just do the list thing
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 27, 2015, 02:35:36
draft might be saturday, could be worth setting your draft rankings ready
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on May 27, 2015, 08:58:28
Quote from: goat on May 27, 2015, 02:35:36
draft might be saturday, could be worth setting your draft rankings ready

Live online draft?

Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 27, 2015, 13:24:06
possibly, just text mate to ask the other three what they fancy doing. live is better but it fucking drags on
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 27, 2015, 13:40:31
no fucking around this year, just done my list ready, goatbowl will be mine again
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on May 27, 2015, 13:55:58
If past experience is anything to go on I'll lose half my picks to IR before the season starts. I definitely prefer a live draft, it doesn't take that long - can you reduce the wait time on each pick - 30-40 secs should be long enough?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 27, 2015, 14:18:37
no idea
time might not be a problem if everyone has a draft list and stick with it
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on May 27, 2015, 16:13:27
Right, done my pre-draft, you can have as many Eagles as you want.  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 27, 2015, 16:29:43
only added 3 to list and no, not tebow
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 27, 2015, 20:30:55
yanks being a pain in the arse already

draft after last preseason game now


yes brenda, just like you wanted
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on May 28, 2015, 10:29:52
I don't want to say I told you so Steve but...  :D

I suppose that'll be around the end of August, regular season starts a week later than last year for some reason.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 28, 2015, 13:36:56
shouldnt be too far off

then ill be stuck with you sundays, ill try and palm you off on your mate nat
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on May 28, 2015, 17:59:14
Oh shit, have they still got the contract for the late game? I may have to join twitter to respond to your scandalous lies.  ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 28, 2015, 18:24:55
just guessing they will, bt might be desperate to have something to show tho
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on May 29, 2015, 22:19:53
Was there a draft already then?

Not that it matters; I always miss it anyway...
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 29, 2015, 22:20:55
keep up bongo, its happening after preseason
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on May 29, 2015, 22:53:43
So how do I have to find out what a draft is (apart from a pint)?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on May 29, 2015, 23:01:26
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Football_League


looks like we have a ginger of the season
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on August 17, 2015, 14:51:33
the birds smashed the colts last night
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on August 17, 2015, 15:58:41
Quote from: goat on May 29, 2015, 23:01:26
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Football_League


looks like we have a ginger of the season

I thought that was Aaron's job.  ;D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on August 17, 2015, 19:18:04
hes not even in it  :D

need the members of the league to be able to spell nfl
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on August 17, 2015, 23:07:02
Has the draft started yet?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on August 17, 2015, 23:16:55
about 3 weeks
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on August 23, 2015, 07:10:50
iggles smashed the baltimore rapists last night

some team in green bay next
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on August 23, 2015, 08:46:57
Quote from: goat on August 23, 2015, 07:10:50
iggles smashed the baltimore rapists last night

some team in green bay next
The main function of nfl pre-season games is to see how many players pick up season ending injuries! I think they're worse than football pre-season as a form guide. The Packers will hammer your lot anyway.  ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: Victoria on August 23, 2015, 11:55:14
Quote from: goat on August 23, 2015, 07:10:50
iggles smashed the baltimore rapists last night

some team in green bay next

No, Baltimore beat themselves, no team is going win a game when you continue to pass the ball to the opposition (Flacco) and give so many penalties away.  :)

ps. I was there last night, where was you?  :-*
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on August 23, 2015, 15:58:37
flacco only threw two interceptions

eagles scored 40

safe bet it was was eagles beating them

oh and they had fucking tebow

i was here watching archer, much better than going to dumbfuckistan to watch a friendly
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on August 25, 2015, 07:26:43
fucking yanks, one had a strop over the draft
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on August 25, 2015, 14:10:13
Quote from: goat on August 25, 2015, 07:26:43
fucking yanks, one had a strop over the draft

Why? I thought we were timing it to suit them?

Talking of pre-season injuries, Jordy Nelson on IR with a torn ACL against the Steelers, waste of fucking time they may as well just stick to training camp.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on August 25, 2015, 14:35:47
hes whinging its not fair on the ones that didnt join last year, my answer of should have joined last fucking year then shut him up

yankistani bellend
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on August 25, 2015, 16:02:18
Quote from: goat on August 25, 2015, 14:35:47
hes whinging its not fair on the ones that didnt join last year, my answer of should have joined last fucking year then shut him up

yankistani bellend

It's a new draft isn't it, what's last year got to do with it?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on August 25, 2015, 16:40:11
hes whinging that the same person gets the first pick in every round


kind of like the real fucking nfl

his suggestion of me picking for everyone to make it fair was a great idea tho
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on August 25, 2015, 16:43:52
Quote from: goat on August 25, 2015, 16:40:11
hes whinging that the same person gets the first pick in every round


kind of like the real fucking nfl

his suggestion of me picking for everyone to make it fair was a great idea tho

Ha ha, fuck that.  :D

So the draft order will be in reverse order of last season's finishing positions with the new guys getting first pick, just like the NFL?  ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on August 25, 2015, 17:09:42
if you want to donate your second pick place you can
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on August 25, 2015, 17:29:50
Quote from: goat on August 25, 2015, 17:09:42
if you want to donate your second pick place you can

No, I'll take that, have you got first pick?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on August 25, 2015, 21:45:21
bongo has, its in order of how we finished
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on September 03, 2015, 16:57:02
draft 11pm sunday
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on September 04, 2015, 05:09:20
11PM? So 6PM over here in Yankland. Hopefully I'll be home from settling Bongo Jr into college.

I'll do a drive-by. Open the door and then feck all his stuff out and say: "Well; off ya go laddie..."

So if I don't make the draft, I will make do with whatever the league gives me. Worked out OK last year as I recall...;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on September 04, 2015, 09:56:05
Quote from: BongoBlue on September 04, 2015, 05:09:20
11PM? So 6PM over here in Yankland. Hopefully I'll be home from settling Bongo Jr into college.

I'll do a drive-by. Open the door and then feck all his stuff out and say: "Well; off ya go laddie..."

So if I don't make the draft, I will make do with whatever the league gives me. Worked out OK last year as I recall...;)

typical yank  :D

you were a ballache with the draft last year, should have booted you out
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on September 07, 2015, 10:54:13
proper gimp in league this year
one of the yanks was telling my mate how shit bridgewater is after she drafted him and then attempted to swap tom brady for him
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on September 07, 2015, 14:18:00
Quote from: goat on September 07, 2015, 10:54:13
proper gimp in league this year
one of the yanks was telling my mate how shit bridgewater is after she drafted him and then attempted to swap tom brady for him

Sounds like a useful replacement for Aaaron.  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on September 07, 2015, 14:28:44
bills fan  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on September 08, 2015, 17:48:50
Sorry, missed the draft yet again. And ended up with the scrubs. My fault.

I'll just have to make do with what I have and who I can snarf off the waiver wire I guess. Poor poor pity me.

I'll still win it all however...;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on September 08, 2015, 20:43:26
the yank lad is trying to bin brady if you fancy it
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on September 17, 2015, 16:48:05
Well the 2015 season is up and running and goat takes a beating in week 1 from the league's senior citizen.  :D

Other winners this week are Gav, Reddish, goat junior and Bongo.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on September 17, 2015, 17:27:32
gave you a trophy old chap, enjoy

anyway, i was ill
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on September 21, 2015, 21:02:32
I'm 3rd but no idea why.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on September 21, 2015, 21:18:01
Quote from: reddishblue on September 21, 2015, 21:02:32
I'm 3rd but no idea why.
Your team won its Week 1 game, that's why.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on September 21, 2015, 22:15:13
the nfl managed team you mean

some of these yanks are slacking an all, can see the ginger cup crossing the pond this week
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on September 30, 2015, 23:02:54
Week 3 summary:

Only one team left with a 100% winning record - modesty forbids... 

Goat also has a 100% record.  ;D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on September 30, 2015, 23:05:40
and more championship wins than the piss stinking old fucker


what happened to you the weekend, was going to check your milk bottles
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on September 30, 2015, 23:12:29
Quote from: goat on September 30, 2015, 23:05:40
and more championship wins than the piss stinking old fucker


what happened to you the weekend, was going to check your milk bottles

Had to do some work while half-watching the games, couldn't multi-task enough to chat as well.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on September 30, 2015, 23:18:02
was going to steal your milk anyway
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on October 15, 2015, 09:48:04
Week 5 results

Atletico Cleveleys 318.74 Reddish Rats 225.60
hurdey gurdeys 323.74 Rugby in Crash Helmets 307.10
Sunflowers 344.52 Patriot Missiles 371.02
Ratliff16 215.10 gavcity 339.84
RedHawks16 298.76 Newb717 338.66

Table

Atletico Cleveleys           5-0-0   
Patriot Missiles               3-2-0      
Rugby in Crash Helmets 3-2-0      
gavcity                           3-2-0      
Newb717                        3-2-0   
hurdey gurdeys              2-3-0      
Ratliff16                          2-3-0      
Reddish Rats                  2-3-0      
Sunflowers                     1-4-0      
RedHawks16                  1-4-0   

Last season's finalists already the top two. Goat possibly starting to get his act together but he's still behind Gav who isn't even trying.  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on October 15, 2015, 15:21:38
bit much to say gav is involved and after nagging to join reddish has done fuck all


anyway, want to swap your running back for a kicker brendy?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on October 15, 2015, 19:32:35
Quote from: goat on October 15, 2015, 15:21:38

anyway, want to swap your running back for a kicker brendy?

That'll be a "no thanks".  ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on October 17, 2015, 19:38:55
Quote from: goat on October 15, 2015, 15:21:38
bit much to say gav is involved and after nagging to join reddish has done fuck all


anyway, want to swap your running back for a kicker brendy?

Didn't feel the to do fuck all as I sat 3rd not knowing what I'm doing. I plummeted to 7th so have made radical changes.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on October 17, 2015, 22:40:22
no shit they are radical, 4 quarterbacks  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on October 17, 2015, 22:52:34
should i fuck a couple off?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on October 17, 2015, 23:05:51
seeing as im not playing you this week..... you can only start one, most of  us only have two
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on October 20, 2015, 19:18:46
Week 6 update - the last 100% record went down the pan to newb717, I hate bye weeks.  :D

Wins also for goat, bongo, reddish and ratliff16

Atletico Cleveleys           5-1-0   
Patriot Missiles               4-2-0     
Newb717                        4-2-0   
Reddish Rats                  3-3-0
hurdey gurdeys              3-3-0     
Ratliff16                          3-3-0
gavcity                           3-3-0     
Rugby in Crash Helmets 3-3-0     
RedHawks16                  1-5-0     
Sunflowers                     1-5-0     
 
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on October 20, 2015, 20:11:37
The radical changes worked, shot up the table. Aiming for top 3 next week  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on October 20, 2015, 21:29:22
cheeky old werthers smuggler, start your own nfl league thing if you want to do updates
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: gavin on October 20, 2015, 21:32:30
It is a wonder he hasn't started updates of the prem one as he's top of that too. I think we may need to investigate cheating.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on October 20, 2015, 21:53:52
There's a prem one? I'll give that a go next year.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on October 20, 2015, 22:06:41
Quote from: goat on October 20, 2015, 21:29:22
cheeky old werthers smuggler, start your own nfl league thing if you want to do updates
You'd have said something if I hadn't done an update after losing.  :D

Quote from: gavin on October 20, 2015, 21:32:30
It is a wonder he hasn't started updates of the prem one as he's top of that too. I think we may need to investigate cheating.

Very funny, Gav!
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on October 21, 2015, 01:12:44
it wont last, he will take his usual place with no trophy at end of season
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on November 18, 2015, 11:42:15
about haflway done and fuck knows whats going on

bongo in his usual place  top ready to choke, one of my girls up there somewhere after sacking my lad, brendan wanding aimlessly in his slippers in a playoff spot, im ready to just win it all and some yanks are there doing whatever
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on November 18, 2015, 11:42:51
oh and thanks for coming reddish  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on November 18, 2015, 11:57:53
 :D

Beating you is so commonplace now I can't even be bothered mentioning it.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on November 18, 2015, 11:59:33
when did you win the goatbowl last old man?  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 08, 2015, 13:37:04
all kinds of shit went on
last week of regular season next week before i win the playoffs
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on December 15, 2015, 10:17:42
Play-offs start this week and the line-up is:

Byes for the top 2 seeds Newb17 and Atletico Cleveleys.

Patriot Missiles v Sunflower Ewoks
Rugby in Crash Helmets v hurdey gurdeys

Coincidentally these two match-ups repeat last weekend's league games which were won by Sunflower Ewoks and - very convincingly  - by Rugby in Crash Helmets.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 15, 2015, 16:01:18
and another season brendan wins nowt
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on December 17, 2015, 05:32:15
Guess I will have to live on my laurels from last year seeing as all my fecking players got injured this year.

Nah, I sucked, as they say here. All the breast and wanks a lot...;)

And thanks again goaty for doing it.

Doing it until you feel good...

Yeah.  ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 17, 2015, 11:59:35
was going to do it till brendan wins but neither of us have that long

no problem mate, just annoying the yank won regular season
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on December 17, 2015, 15:25:49
Quote from: BongoBlue on December 17, 2015, 05:32:15
Guess I will have to live on my laurels from last year seeing as all my fecking players got injured this year.


You're still in the play-offs, Bongo!  :D

Quote from: goat on December 17, 2015, 11:59:35
was going to do it till brendan wins


Giving it up after Xmas then?  ;)

Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 17, 2015, 17:46:51
my money is on my nipper or the  yank lad
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on December 18, 2015, 21:41:36
Quote from: bluebrendan on December 17, 2015, 15:25:49
You're still in the play-offs, Bongo!  :D

Giving it up after Xmas then?  ;)

I know. That looks like an old post. Or one where I had suspiciously too much shandy...;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on December 22, 2015, 05:16:38
Quote from: BongoBlue on December 18, 2015, 21:41:36
I know. That looks like an old post. Or one where I had suspiciously too much shandy...;)

Well it may not have been over that time, but it's all over now. Well done sunflower ewoks...

My team was like City; every time I got someone good, I lost them to season-ending injuries. But even so, I'd still have lost this week.

Ah well...hoping the real Patriots can do better.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 22, 2015, 10:49:20
join the club bongo mate, seeing as i am the league god i can fiddle it so we are in the final  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on December 22, 2015, 18:13:55

That makes your lad the son of god, is he nailed on to win the thing?  ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 22, 2015, 19:34:54
he was sacked weeks ago, one of my girls took the team off him  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on December 22, 2015, 22:02:29
Quote from: goat on December 22, 2015, 19:34:54
he was sacked weeks ago, one of my girls took the team off him  :D
I remember you told me a couple of weeks back, short-term memory's buggered, along with a few other things.  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 23, 2015, 00:14:38
if you say your arse you are out of the league
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on December 23, 2015, 04:40:06
Quote from: goat on December 22, 2015, 10:49:20
join the club bongo mate, seeing as i am the league god i can fiddle it so we are in the final  :D

I hear you are good at the old fiddling all right...;)

What the feck are we going to do now?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 23, 2015, 16:06:37
laugh at brendan is my plan
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on December 24, 2015, 18:56:36
Quote from: goat on December 23, 2015, 16:06:37
laugh at brendan is my plan

But you do that anyway.  ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 24, 2015, 19:43:58
i love you really, thats why i babysit you on sundays
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 28, 2015, 13:24:50
well you fucked that up you old sod  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on December 29, 2015, 08:29:18
Quote from: goat on December 28, 2015, 13:24:50
well you fucked that up you old sod  :D
:D

Not much I could have done about it, there weren't enough points left on the bench to beat your lass, well done to her.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 29, 2015, 18:03:56
she was smug as fuck about it, reminding me she gave  us a 5 week headstart

not sure where she gets that  attitude from  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 30, 2015, 00:46:17
chip fucked off thank fuck
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on December 30, 2015, 14:26:18
Quote from: goat on December 30, 2015, 00:46:17
chip fucked off thank fuck

BOOOOO...    :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 30, 2015, 16:23:12
lets see how this new two gm setup works out   :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 30, 2015, 16:30:53
just to get you ready for the biggest game in the nfl coming up on suday


yeah both are a bit shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV1ycDu5YA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88IfYkVDgJU

Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on December 30, 2015, 17:42:36
Talk about two bald men fighting over a comb, the losers on Sunday get to play in London next year.  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 30, 2015, 18:45:30
still the biggest game tho

only the old remember when packers v bears/vikings mattered
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on December 31, 2015, 04:49:44
Humph...Pats-Jets is the biggest game now. Because it matters. And they may end up facing each other in the playoffs too. Where it will be different...oh yes it will...;)

BTW, poor old Chip Kelly eh? On a hiding to nothing he was. But they should have left him see out the last game surely?

Hey he may go down as the last coach to actually win in Foxboro...no mean feat.  ;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on December 31, 2015, 11:25:36
was more a case of the patriots losing it than the iggles winning that one bongo
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on January 05, 2016, 07:09:18
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all done, good that
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on January 06, 2016, 00:25:34
Well done Miss Goat, get every penny you can out of your dad!  :D

And thanks to daddy Goat for organising it, I think.  ;)

Next year...

Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on January 08, 2016, 04:05:52
Quote from: goat on December 31, 2015, 11:25:36
was more a case of the patriots losing it than the iggles winning that one bongo

True dat...;)
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on January 08, 2016, 04:08:50
Quote from: bluebrendan on January 06, 2016, 00:25:34
Well done Miss Goat, get every penny you can out of your dad!  :D

And thanks to daddy Goat for organising it, I think.  ;)

Next year...

Indeed congrats to young Miz Goaty. Take the old bearded one for a few.

Maybe next year I will actually try and draft someone. Although I think that young Miz Goaty (and myself last year) are proof that you really don't have to...;) But I might do it for shits and giggles. Till next year and thanks again to the hairy one for organizing it.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on January 08, 2016, 07:33:05
young bongo want to join next year or is he still pretending to be learning stuff at uni?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on January 09, 2016, 22:34:33
Yeah he can if there is room for him. Let me know. Ta muchly.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on January 10, 2016, 08:38:36
he can have gavs place
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 10, 2016, 12:01:43
nfl has been set up again ready, already been one coaching  change with my lad being booted out


will this be brendas year at last?

:D :D :D :D

fuck no  :D
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on March 10, 2016, 21:40:20
nfl is shitter than the beatles. I'm in.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 11, 2016, 11:51:12
you were in either way

we own you
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: reddishblue on March 11, 2016, 23:24:53
Shit. Send me the link again. Ta.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 12, 2016, 13:19:32
http://fantasy.nfl.com/league/1962494
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on March 27, 2016, 18:40:56
Quote from: goat on March 10, 2016, 12:01:43
nfl has been set up again ready, already been one coaching  change with my lad being booted out


will this be brendas year at last?

:D :D :D :D

fuck no  :D

I'm confident, as always.  ;)

You'll have to up your game to make the play-offs.  :D

Did you make it a keeper league or do we start from scratch again?

Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 27, 2016, 19:19:15
keeper league?
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on March 27, 2016, 19:47:28
Quote from: goat on March 27, 2016, 19:19:15
keeper league?

As in keeping some of last season's squad for the coming season. Clearly you didn't, I just wondered whether you had.
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on March 27, 2016, 20:49:11
nah, starts as  always  with the draft
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 12, 2017, 14:15:21
draft coming up soon this this will be dragged out again
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: bluebrendan on April 17, 2017, 23:38:10
Quote from: goat on April 12, 2017, 14:15:21
draft coming up soon this this will be dragged out again
You couldn't be arsed last year!  :P
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: gavin on April 18, 2017, 08:21:32
He'll be arsed until you beat him Brendan
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 21, 2017, 14:35:38
as much chance of him getting out of a chair without making noises as him winning
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: BongoBlue on April 23, 2017, 00:04:05
Well if it is going on this year, I am in.

(Still basking in the glow of the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history here... 8) )
Title: Re: nfl league thing
Post by: goat on April 23, 2017, 14:52:19
to be fair it was a rare good superbowl