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citymancs => off topic => Topic started by: nimrod on December 07, 2015, 01:52:56

Title: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: nimrod on December 07, 2015, 01:52:56
Helps if your over 50

Moan about anything that gets on your tits

ok I'll start, Taylor fuckin Swift is doing concerts in Oz atm and Im sick to death of hearing about her. Its tay tay this and tay tay that..
I hate these fucking singers that dance around the stage with headsets and dancers behind them, Katie Perry, Gaga...all that shit
The music is more than likely lip synced and its all style over substance and yeah plastic.

What do people see in this shite ffs ?
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: shandon on December 07, 2015, 03:29:08
They should leave the dancing to MC Hammer.
But I still prefer them all to One Direction  :D
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: lee on December 07, 2015, 09:36:07
they see gash
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: bannblue on December 07, 2015, 14:02:32
Quote from: nimrod on December 07, 2015, 01:52:56
Helps if your over 50

Moan about anything that gets on your tits

ok I'll start, Taylor fuckin Swift is doing concerts in Oz atm and Im sick to death of hearing about her. Its tay tay this and tay tay that..
I hate these fucking singers that dance around the stage with headsets and dancers behind them, Katie Perry, Gaga...all that shit
The music is more than likely lip synced and its all style over substance and yeah plastic.

What do people see in this shite ffs ?


People seem to be obsessed with celebrities these days and i don't know why. I've no interest in them at all.If they need to fill a void in their lives they should take up a sport or a hobby or something worthwhile.
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: gavin on December 07, 2015, 14:37:04
I'm delighted to be beneath Nimmer's qualification criteria for being an old bastard  :D
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: bluebrendan on December 07, 2015, 14:51:57
Quote from: gavin on December 07, 2015, 14:37:04
I'm delighted to be beneath Nimmer's qualification criteria for being an old bastard  :D
It doesn't stop you behaving like one.  :D
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: nimrod on December 07, 2015, 21:29:19
Quote from: gavin on December 07, 2015, 14:37:04
I'm delighted to be beneath Nimmer's qualification criteria for being an old bastard  :D

I always thought you were older Gav   ;)
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: nimrod on December 07, 2015, 21:43:06
ok next..

this;

(http://viraloomph.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/SP-120.jpeg)


I know mobile phones are great for some things but young people cant put the fuckers down

and driving while using a mobile should be a capitol offence
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: Swiss on December 08, 2015, 00:33:02
Not that her music is my cup of tea, but I've got a little bit of respect for "Tay tay". She writes or co-writes her songs and can play the guitar a little. She used to be a bit country but has gone mainstream pop... but you've got to hand it to the lady, she's made a mint off her own talent rather than others who get their songs written for them.

She's also a little bit tidy ;-)

I am still almost 20 years off my 50's :-D
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: nimrod on December 08, 2015, 09:14:18
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12342534_913208645453959_7347925146301996537_n.jpg?oh=4f3a4e6c3b7c805f1612904b303d8c8a&oe=56E1EA99&__gda__=1457834434_ddd112d9b0ef1a5b4c7a4e2691cc287c)
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: Lekos on December 09, 2015, 06:18:12
Shite like this (http://citymancs.com/index.php?topic=824.0).
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: reddishblue on December 09, 2015, 22:39:25
It is a bit of a crap.

Something to cheer you old cunts up. Look out for nimmers on a bike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuTgBw90oBw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuTgBw90oBw)
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: nimrod on December 09, 2015, 23:29:26
Haha you cheeky twot Reddish, Im still a bit away from that stage

and

I can run up hills (even at my age)
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: goat on December 10, 2015, 10:15:28
Quote from: Swiss on December 08, 2015, 00:33:02
Not that her music is my cup of tea, but I've got a little bit of respect for "Tay tay". She writes or co-writes her songs and can play the guitar a little. She used to be a bit country but has gone mainstream pop... but you've got to hand it to the lady, she's made a mint off her own talent rather than others who get their songs written for them.

She's also a little bit tidy ;-)

I am still almost 20 years off my 50's :-D

she the one that looks like a lizard?
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: goat on December 10, 2015, 10:18:11
was called miserable because i didnt give a fuck about karaoke in swansea
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: Lekos on December 10, 2015, 10:29:20
Nah, you were called miserable because you are miserable.  Karaoke was the symptom, not the cause!
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: goat on December 10, 2015, 10:32:03
fuck knows, wasnt taking much notice

anyway, they went downhill when they stopped wearing blouses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNuqu8txQT4


oh aye, cunty posty woke me up with my bargain metal gear, told you they were not dodgy you massive greek
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: nimrod on December 10, 2015, 11:42:29
Quote from: goat on December 10, 2015, 10:15:28
she the one that looks like a lizard?

yep
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: goat on December 10, 2015, 14:20:51
fucks sake tone
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: nimrod on December 10, 2015, 21:25:08
I hadnt seen the lizard connection but when you mentioned it, bang on   :D
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: goat on December 11, 2015, 14:13:39
 david icke was right
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: reddishblue on December 11, 2015, 21:55:59
By now you should all know I post this every year.

"Merry Christmas You Suckers"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZWQcl1C-c8


Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: nimrod on December 14, 2015, 21:23:19
Quote from: goat on December 11, 2015, 14:13:39
david icke was right

I think Trumps a lizard person
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: reddishblue on December 14, 2015, 23:11:15
Only salamanders are balder and slimier.
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: Swiss on December 14, 2015, 23:30:20
I fail to see the problem

(http://images.j-14.com/uploads/posts/image/53690/taylor-swift-legs.jpg)
Title: Re: The miserable old bastard thread
Post by: nimrod on December 22, 2015, 21:56:38
bit small that pic swiss   :D

seriously theres better lookers all over the place.

Now Susanah Hoffs is a different proposition all together

in her 50's, no photoshop and still gorgeous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xjzi8NC8bI