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nimrod

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The most baffling films
« on: June 01, 2016, 22:55:18 »
Ive just watched my all time most baffling   :o

Knight Of Cups (2015)

A writer indulging in all that Los Angeles and Las Vegas has to offer undertakes a search for love and self via a series of adventures with six different women.

starring;
Christian Bale
Natalie Portman
Cate Blanchett

Im quite a fan of director Terence Mallick but this was 'arty' in the extreme and went over my head, I mean I had an open mind ans was expecting things to be a bit avant-garde but its just a pastiche of images and thoughts.

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2016, 23:39:32 »
gozu

thats the winner for most what the fuck is goingonness in a film
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goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2016, 23:41:33 »


give it a go

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2016, 00:18:14 »
gozu



before I look is that Danish ?

The Blue Blooded Maniac

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2016, 00:27:23 »
Aw that's fucking awesome!!!!!!

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2016, 00:34:43 »
before I look is that Danish ?

japanese bloke with spoon up his arse spunking on the floor, the usual


thats not even close to the  weirdest shit in that film

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2016, 21:42:00 »
Aw that's fucking awesome!!!!!!

looks like Gozu has a new fan

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2016, 22:42:00 »
Takashi Miike is a fucking animal! Some of the weirdest films ever created!

Have you seen Ichi the killer?



My nod goes to an animation called Dead Leaves: Trippy film


Also, my WTF was the point of that award goes to Salo: 100 days of Sodom. I'm still trying to work out what the point in this film was.
Fun fact, The director was killed by being run over by his own car! Lots of conspiracies that it was related to this film.

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2016, 23:17:26 »
Takashi Miike is a fucking animal! Some of the weirdest films ever created!

Have you seen Ichi the killer?



My nod goes to an animation called Dead Leaves: Trippy film


Also, my WTF was the point of that award goes to Salo: 100 days of Sodom. I'm still trying to work out what the point in this film was.
Fun fact, The director was killed by being run over by his own car! Lots of conspiracies that it was related to this film.

I liked the bit where they ate turds

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2016, 23:21:45 »
I never had you down as a scatophile!

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2016, 23:36:40 »
I never had you down as a scatophile!

neither did I  :o

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2016, 00:46:49 »
Takashi Miike is a fucking animal! Some of the weirdest films ever created!

Have you seen Ichi the killer?


aye

used to have to suffer his mad shit when i was married

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2016, 00:47:58 »
aye

used to have to suffer his mad shit when i was married

what the films or the actual stuff ?

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2016, 00:51:03 »
amy was /is big on all that mad jap stuff

full metal yakuza was fucking awful, japanese terminator lad with  a robot cock


guessing gav remembers the joys of braindead

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2016, 00:52:45 »
amy was /is big on all that mad jap stuff

full metal yakuza was fucking awful, japanese terminator lad with  a robot cock


guessing gav remembers the joys of braindead


 :D

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2016, 00:53:33 »
what a shock

Full Metal gokudô (original title)
Director: Takashi Miike



goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2016, 00:55:48 »
fucks sake, he got his cock out in the trailer

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2016, 00:56:59 »
Beats Game of Thrones

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2016, 00:58:06 »
not hard to do

thought you would love all that wizard  bollocks

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2016, 00:59:45 »
not hard to do

thought you would love all that wizard  bollocks

aye but theyre doing time travel now

even us wizards have limits

Ive fucked it off

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2016, 01:00:32 »
ive seen them all up to now, still no fucking clue whats going on

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2016, 01:02:01 »
ive seen them all up to now, still no fucking clue whats going on

I know

Im expecting Rick Wakeman to appear with a few keyboards

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2016, 01:04:26 »
i cant get over the blonde tarts eyebrows

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2016, 01:11:45 »
i cant get over the blonde tarts eyebrows

she doesnt do any actual acting, just walks round staring at people

The Dwarf & Ramsay are best

Ramsay cut that blokes knob off and served it to him later as a sausage

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2016, 23:01:18 »
Eraserhead

ffs

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2016, 23:09:18 »
fucks sake, he got his cock out in the trailer

I'd love to have been in that production meeting.

- "I've got this idea of a gangster with a bionic cock"

- cha-ching $$$$$$

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2016, 23:39:03 »
Wasn't all laughs tho,  there was a rape scene that went on for about half hour that made clockwork orange seem romantic

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2016, 16:04:47 »
was trying to explain rare exports to gav last night, couldnt


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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2016, 06:51:52 »


give it a go

I hope you clear your browser cache before sending lappy to be fixed  :o

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2016, 23:34:08 »
13 Monkeys ???

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2016, 05:50:44 »
I hope you clear your browser cache before sending lappy to be fixed  :o

was talking to the tart that made me watch it, first time in about 3 years....fuckin gozu came up in the convo

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2016, 07:08:15 »
was talking to the tart that made me watch it, first time in about 3 years....fuckin gozu came up in the convo

Those crazy Japs eh?

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2016, 03:18:24 »
there are a lot worse films than that from japan, ask charlie sheen  :D

 film personality Chris Gore met actor Charlie Sheen and gave him a copy. Sheen then watched Flowers of Flesh and Blood and, mistaking it for a genuine snuff film, contacted the FBI to report it

not seen that but amy has a few guinea pig films on dvd
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