Author Topic: swiss tone sex tours  (Read 202 times)

goat

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swiss tone sex tours
« on: June 29, 2018, 12:42:41 »
ever been japan tone?

Swiss

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2018, 23:45:42 »
I'm planning a trip, why?

If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"

Should be right up your street

nimrod

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2018, 10:49:30 »
Japan is great
Feckin loved it, best country Ive been too

goat

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2018, 13:36:00 »
I'm planning a trip, why?

If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"

Should be right up your street

four words

jurassic park love hotel

and this

goat

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2018, 13:47:42 »


If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"

Should be right up your street

wild guess, rape monsters?

Swiss

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2018, 01:35:01 »
That bar is now on the list!


I've only got to the end of the first chapter (I lost the book on the flight home form Romania) - But it was about an American Sex Tourist in Japan.

goat

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2018, 02:13:22 »
imagine going there for a first date, would probably be the last an all

Swiss

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2018, 21:29:58 »
I was at a work do last night and this girl starts telling a story about her her friend who went on a tinder date and the guy invites her around but says;

I'm cooking curry, is that ok?
Girl says yes
It might be quite hot?
Girl says that's ok.
It might make your tummy unwell and you'd poop!
Girl says, ummm I think it'll be ok.

She goes around and eats the curry, about 20 minutes later she starts feeling unwell and excuses herself... she does a massive shit in the toilet, but the toilet is broke and she couldn't flush it... she has to confess that it wouldn't flush but the bloke was:
Oh don't worry, I'll fix it.
He goes down to fix and after a couple of minutes she's still feeling unwell and tries to make her excuses, but as she approaches the bathroom, she sees the bloke smearing her pooh on his face

goat

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2018, 00:34:26 »
did she confuse tinder with go eat?

who the fuck goes to a blokes house for a curry?

get her signed up here tone, ive questions

Rowley Birkin QC

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2018, 06:10:27 »
I think we've all got questions...

goat

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2018, 14:31:43 »
you just want to ask her about tablets  :D

The Blue Blooded Maniac

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2018, 16:29:23 »
I like it, I like it alot.

goat

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2018, 22:23:36 »
did you fix your toilet pesty?

Swiss

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2018, 23:07:59 »
Yes, questions...

Who goes to a blokes house for curry on a first date...  that's told it might make them shit themselves!?

She apparently reported it to the police but the po-po told her that he's well known and she willing agreed to go to his house despite being told the curry will make her shit herself!

The Blue Blooded Maniac

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2018, 12:36:20 »
did you fix your toilet pesty?

I love me some caramel!

lee

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Re: swiss tone sex tours
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2018, 19:56:46 »
best country i been to japan

Swiss

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