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reddishblue

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Corona
« on: March 20, 2020, 17:49:48 »
Loads of it in the shops so I bought a couple of bottles. Not bad, light and refreshing.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2020, 17:52:28 by reddishblue »

The Blue Blooded Maniac

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Re: Corona
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2020, 18:56:33 »
Desperados for me mate!

goat

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Re: Corona
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2020, 19:06:01 »
They would have to be desperado

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Re: Corona
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2020, 19:42:18 »
Pipe down dad

reddishblue

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Re: Corona
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2020, 22:05:42 »
Coronaded out me ed tonight.

reddishblue

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Re: Corona
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2020, 22:18:26 »
There is no need to panic - yet.

reddishblue

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Re: Corona
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2020, 22:19:01 »
You can panic now.

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Re: Corona
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2020, 22:37:18 »
Cheers

reddishblue

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Re: Corona
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2020, 00:50:19 »
You're welcome.

gavin

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Re: Corona
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2020, 21:43:56 »
It's really, really bad you must stay in, never leave the house or you'll die. By the way don't forget to go to work as normal, even if you work in a completely non-essential position, because no matter how serious this is - work is more important. Typical Tory bollocks. Either it is deadly serious or not. What a fucking shambles.

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Re: Corona
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2020, 16:49:30 »
It's really, really bad you must stay in, never leave the house or you'll die. By the way don't forget to go to work as normal, even if you work in a completely non-essential position, because no matter how serious this is - work is more important. Typical Tory bollocks. Either it is deadly serious or not. What a fucking shambles.
You working from home, Gav?

Fucking ridiculous approach from the government, it's either essential work only - NHS-related and food distribution and supply - or just carry on as normal, you can't have some daft halfway house.

I'm eagerly (ha!) awaiting to see what the government has in store to help the self-employed, my income plummeted by about 75% when the exams were cancelled.

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Re: Corona
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2020, 22:02:27 »
I'm working from home but I'm actually off this week anyway so even better. I'd expect some risk if I was a key worker but I know several people who work in factories and small businesses that are totally unnecessary at the moment but have to go in to work regardless. It is utterly shameful to present this as a deadly crisis where people must stay in and then leave these people in the lurch having to go to work. Not to mention their families. These people are told to stay in and then have someone coming back in to the house who has been in contact with numerous people anyway! It is farcical.

Let's be clear they have made a calculation of lives v economy and lives lost. Though, I have doubts whether it will end up being better for the economy anyway.

Allegedly you'll get 80% of your income come June but good luck with it. Knowing the Tories it will be near impossible.
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reddishblue

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Re: Corona
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2020, 23:25:14 »
The thing is in most European countries when people are unemployed/sick whatever the various governments have always paid circa 80% or so of earnings. Here the tory bastards would have you believe they're being extremely generous and we should be thankful.

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Re: Corona
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2020, 16:01:54 »
You working from home, Gav?

Fucking ridiculous approach from the government, it's either essential work only - NHS-related and food distribution and supply - or just carry on as normal, you can't have some daft halfway house.

I'm eagerly (ha!) awaiting to see what the government has in store to help the self-employed, my income plummeted by about 75% when the exams were cancelled.

so you are alive you old sod, pesty was worried about you

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Re: Corona
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2020, 16:21:50 »
boris eh

someone had bat and chips for tea

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Re: Corona
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2020, 18:14:26 »
so you are alive you old sod, pesty was worried about you

I'm sure it was you who expressed concern first? Silly old git.

Good to see that you managed to break free from the mountain of bog roll Brenda. Atleast if you shit yourself you were well supplied.

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Re: Corona
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2020, 15:25:03 »
Yes, thanks for the concern guys....I think.  :o

"Mountain of bog roll" - very funny BBM, not seen one of those for weeks.

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Re: Corona
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2020, 19:48:44 »
Silly me, mountain of daily sport then :D

reddishblue

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Re: Corona
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2020, 23:33:10 »

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Re: Corona
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2020, 15:37:21 »
Australian scientists like to try things out...

Here we had the same lives v economy bollocks.  Government told us not to shop for anything but absolute essentials - but ordered all the shopping centres to stay open - with all their scented candle gift shops and boutique fashion emporiums! 

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Re: Corona
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2020, 17:45:11 »

 scented candle gift shops

homeopathy is a real treatment

 :D

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Re: Corona
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2020, 05:57:11 »
The Chinese economy recovering and folk are back to work

the rest of the world is fucked

Lekos

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Re: Corona
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2020, 19:53:06 »
I've had it..about 3 weeks ago now. After a trip to fookin liverpool of all places. COVID-19 : completed it. Don't bother getting it, it's not great. Sequel may be better.

Stay safe and don't die.

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« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2020, 22:21:06 »
I've had it..about 3 weeks ago now. After a trip to fookin liverpool of all places. COVID-19 : completed it. Don't bother getting it, it's not great. Sequel may be better.

Stay safe and don't die.

Blame EUFA.

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Re: Corona
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2020, 23:34:00 »
Corrupt pricks etc

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« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2020, 03:52:28 »
I've had it..about 3 weeks ago now. After a trip to fookin liverpool of all places. COVID-19 : completed it. Don't bother getting it, it's not great. Sequel may be better.

Stay safe and don't die.

hope your keeping better pal

goat

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Re: Corona
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2020, 05:58:18 »
its those bat sarnies round pestys that did him

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« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2020, 10:15:18 »
Did you say something Goaty Tits? I couldn't hear you over the 20-2 aggregate score on Fifa.

goat

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« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2020, 16:02:40 »
First game was 3-3 pesty pants

And was literally my first game on it

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« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2020, 18:24:54 »
How did your second and third game go?

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Re: Corona
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2020, 21:54:15 »
I'm glad youre feeling better Alexi. Not many trips to Liverpool produce anything good.

In the media Doctors dying after calling for better protection are currently playing second fiddle to the clueless fuckwit who brought it on himself feeling a bit better. Sickening.

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Re: Corona
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2020, 01:09:34 »
sun says its a good friday because boris did something

simon price (welsh music journo) says

Simon Price
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The mathematics of Covid-19 blows my mind whenever I see the daily toll. 980. That's five Herald Of Free Enterprises. Seven Aberfans. Ten Hillsboroughs. Events which stunned the nation. Nothing was the same again. And that's just normalised now, every day, times five, seven, ten.


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Re: Corona
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2020, 10:08:16 »
I'm glad youre feeling better Alexi. Not many trips to Liverpool produce anything good.

Cheers Gav. Ultimately I brought it on myself when I married a scouser 7 years ago. She's an evertonian though, so could be worse.

goat

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Re: Corona
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2020, 10:15:08 »
thoughts and prayers greeko

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Re: Corona
« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2020, 22:09:54 »
Cheers lad. Peaks and troughs aye. The troughs seem to coincide with visiting Liverpool  :D

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Re: Corona
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2020, 13:38:18 »
Good to hear you're on the mend Lekos.

reddishblue

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Re: Corona
« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2020, 22:47:52 »
That Dominic Cummings is a bit of a wanker is he not? "I can't see properly, think I'll shove the the family in the car and go for a spin."

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« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2020, 05:35:27 »
Prince Andrew and Dominic Cummings

A couple of lying bastards
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« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2020, 08:07:29 »
cummings is not the only one..the amount of toffs driving through our village yesterday in their flashy covetables,familys packed in and dog

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Re: Corona
« Reply #39 on: June 20, 2020, 19:50:33 »
I see all the knob heads are allowed back in Benidorm as of Monday.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2020, 20:01:57 by reddishblue »

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« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2020, 05:24:20 »
I see all the knob heads are allowed back in Benidorm as of Monday.

2 Euro for a pint of pish

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Re: Corona
« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2020, 22:46:29 »
If you follow my instructions carefully when making the brew, it'll turn out loads cheaper.

reddishblue

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Re: Corona
« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2020, 22:47:52 »
Might still be pish though.

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« Reply #43 on: July 06, 2020, 10:14:49 »
Got the gear at weekend to start making wine at home. Will get it started this week. Works out at about £1.50 a bottle :D

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Re: Corona
« Reply #44 on: July 06, 2020, 10:17:53 »
Been on this n all lately. Buckfast wish it was. Its alright!

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Re: Corona
« Reply #45 on: July 06, 2020, 19:19:58 »
Sanatogen?  Definitely sounds like hospital cleaning fluid.  And WTF is 'tonic wine'?  Is it fizzy? 

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« Reply #46 on: July 07, 2020, 13:24:28 »
Got a nice selection of the same stuff last night haha.

It's a bit like kids medicine whatever the fuck it's called. Just like blackcurrant I'd say. Not fizzy at all. As flat as a witches tit. Me mate had a sip and nearly threw it back up. Must be an acquired taste. To be fair though last week he did actually chuck up cos he did a shot of port.

Any who....

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Re: Corona
« Reply #47 on: July 07, 2020, 13:34:38 »
err party round pestys


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« Reply #48 on: July 07, 2020, 13:36:28 »
just get some mad dog and thunderbird like normal people pesty

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« Reply #49 on: July 07, 2020, 20:17:17 »
You know the score goaty bollocks.

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« Reply #50 on: July 07, 2020, 21:33:32 »
You're getting a bit old for drinking games now Aaron.

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Re: Corona
« Reply #51 on: July 07, 2020, 22:49:12 »
It's booze that's a multivitamin. What more do you want?!

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« Reply #52 on: July 07, 2020, 22:51:44 »
Can you drink more than half a pint now?

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« Reply #53 on: July 07, 2020, 23:55:33 »
You don't half open up old wounds dad.

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Re: Corona
« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2020, 13:17:41 »
piss and sick all over the carpet, your mam is still crying

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« Reply #55 on: July 08, 2020, 15:00:00 »
Only cos you shagged the milkman.