Love that last bit at the end.
"We're shit".
The only thing he said that's correct

Was talking to the brother in law the other day and he mentioned he wants to go to London, and asked if I'd been. I said ye but only to Wembley so haven't really seen London properly. Then had to ask him if he knew what Wembley was and had to explain to him that it was where teams go for cup finals

Oh indeed, how times have changed!!