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Started by goat, June 22, 2015, 13:46:27

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goat

Im-per-son-ate! Angry dwarf is jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and pretending to be a Dalek in row which led to him being Tasered twice by police


Lekos


The Blue Blooded Maniac


bluebrendan


reddishblue

#4
Tomorrow's Sun.

'GREEKY BUM TIME'.


nimrod

Quote from: goat on June 22, 2015, 13:46:27
Im-per-son-ate! Angry dwarf is jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and pretending to be a Dalek in row which led to him being Tasered twice by police

its a thin line between being tasered, criminal record and jail and Game Of Thrones riches & Stardom


Swiss

I was gonna say that one nimmers! But greedy bum time is good!

I wonder if the Greek (non-GB born) immigrants will be asked to leave the country (or other eu countries) if they're kicked out of the eu!

goat


Lekos

No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport!  Sorry about that.

Swiss

was more thinking about a mates GF really

goat

Quote from: Lekos on July 06, 2015, 15:00:10
No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport!  Sorry about that.

could get tone to record the length of your shoulder hair and kick you out

probably has stats on it ready


Swiss

Quote from: goat on July 06, 2015, 15:41:35
Quote from: Lekos on July 06, 2015, 15:00:10
No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport!  Sorry about that.

could get tone to record the length of your shoulder hair and kick you out

probably has stats on it ready

7.2 inches over a 1000 microdermically square inch across the shoulders shortening to 3.5 inches around the middle of the back flowing down to a point at the base of the spine around 2 inches in length. The effect closely resemlbes the map of Africa with a birth mark in the shape of madegascar...

goat



Lekos

Quote from: Swiss on July 06, 2015, 16:25:38
Quote from: goat on July 06, 2015, 15:41:35
Quote from: Lekos on July 06, 2015, 15:00:10
No chance lads, Manc mum and British passport!  Sorry about that.

could get tone to record the length of your shoulder hair and kick you out

probably has stats on it ready

7.2 inches over a 1000 microdermically square inch across the shoulders shortening to 3.5 inches around the middle of the back flowing down to a point at the base of the spine around 2 inches in length. The effect closely resemlbes the map of Africa with a birth mark in the shape of madegascar...

Hahahaha.  I'm not too hairy actually, thank christ.  33 and still can't grow a beard, don't like moussaka or ouzo. 


goat

Police investigate after naked sex pest spotted in villages around Saddleworth


pesty on tour?

nimrod