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fuck off australia part 4
« on: September 16, 2015, 17:39:46 »
found a good looking show on netflix, top 72 stroppy animals or something

all 72 are in fucking australia!...what the fuck is going on with that place, seriously no need, pick 2 you want to keep and kill the rest

how do you go to the pub without a croc having your leg off and shit and is it safe having a shit or will a shark have your bollocks off

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2015, 21:06:30 »
It would make your life more interesting at least but I don't think incidents are that common. Anyway there's loads of dangerous animals in Cardiff.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2015, 21:18:14 »
only the women

some tart had her head bit by a sea lion, seriously, close the place down


not seen ken on this  list yet

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2015, 21:51:20 »
America is worse

I can go walking on Mt Tambourine or the Glasshouse Mtns near where I live and the only thing to watch for are snakes which dont attack you, they fuck off when they hear you coming, nothing is gonna eat you..

In the US, you have to worry about nasty Bears, Mountain lions, Cougars, Snakes, Coyotes, Wolves

I once stayed in a log cabin in Sierra Madre mountains in California and at 1 am I was woken by a bear outside my fucking cabin, I was terrified it would rip the door of and eat me (maybe girlfriend first) didnt get any sleep

Much safer in Oz, no guns either   ;D

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2015, 22:00:50 »
bollocks, sharks, crocs, spiders in your daps, snakes every bastard where and its too hot

not a big fan of africa either

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2015, 22:57:56 »
you watch too many daft tv shows

only scary things here are the women 

(now chopper reed's dead)  :D

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2015, 23:04:35 »
dont come running to me after a koala has kicked the shit out of you

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2015, 23:12:59 »
dont come running to me after a koala has kicked the shit out of you

you gotta wach out for them dropping out of trees, about 4 kilo's they could give you brain damage

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2015, 23:46:23 »
Oh nimmers - now you know that only happens during the mating season...


Meanwhile - be careful going to the toilet in Townsville -

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/6777242-3x2-940x627.jpg

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2015, 00:18:37 »
fuck that.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2015, 02:01:58 »
Oh nimmers - now you know that only happens during the mating season...


Meanwhile - be careful going to the toilet in Townsville -

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/6777242-3x2-940x627.jpg

do you think thats real or a photoshop jobbie?

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2015, 10:42:05 »
Apart from the snake, looks like you'd catch something anyway!


I was attacked by a Spider in Oz, was cooking in a rented villa (sounds posher than it was) and dropped some raw mince on the floor. A spider climbed out from underneath and started feasting on it. My GF at the time wouldn't let me kill it so I got a bowl and a plate and attempted to catch it (no way picking it up by hand). As I put the plate down it started hissing at me (rubbing it's back legs on it's carapace) and then started jumping at the plate over and over again... My size 11's came down fast on that little fucker.

Saw a massive red cricket in the bog.

We had a lizzard climbing up the bathroom wall, the ex took a photo and the flash stunned it, poor fella never recovered!

Saw loads of Jelly Fish

Sawins in the sea and rushed out to see everyone rushing in... Dolphins, not taking my chances there!

Didn't see any snakes

There was a tiny black spider that lived above the back door, we ran out of that every time!

had a cockroach climb over our bed, boy that was big!

And there was something in the loft... kept moving things and scuttering about...

Didn't see any snakes

The news reported that a 15 foot tiger shark had been spotted off the beach we were swimming on...

got sunburnt.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2015, 11:56:59 »
Oh nimmers - now you know that only happens during the mating season...


Meanwhile - be careful going to the toilet in Townsville -

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/6777242-3x2-940x627.jpg

do you think thats real or a photoshop jobbie?

Sometimes I worry about you nimmers  ;)  Of course it's not Photoshoped - check the picture URL, it's from a legitimate ABC news story.

The recent lack of rain around Townsville has dried out a lot of the natural snake habitats and it seems a fair number of snakes have been seeking solace in suburban toilets!

Full story (with more pics) here -

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-15/snakes-in-loos-search-for-water-in-townsville-houses/6778608

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2015, 12:26:03 »
Swiss needs to man up  :D

I've lived here 20 years and not seen a single snake outside of a wild life park. Seen plenty of snake trails in the sand / dirt - but no snakes. They tend to avoid humans.

On average only 1 to 2 people are killed by sharks in Australia each year (since records began in 1791).
In Britain more people are killed by cows. It's only a few years ago that 4 people in the UK were trampled to death by cows in one 2 month period alone.

The thing "in the loft" was probably only a possum

As far as your well being is concerned the sunburn you got was probably the most hazardous thing.

Although.... the hissing spider does sound interesting. Did it have any markings?

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2015, 13:15:17 »
so kens working for the aussie tourist board now


see, i was right, look at tonys story. its a fucking nightmare place

and add the accent to my list...not everything is a question
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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2015, 13:39:09 »
so kens working for the aussie tourist board now

see, i was right, look at tonys story. its a fucking nightmare place

I'll remind you of this conversation the next time you get beaten up by a herd of welsh cows

and add the accent to my list...not everything is a question

Got a point there. Bloody annoying is the 'Australian Inflection'.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2015, 13:42:45 »
I didnt notice the ABC thing Ken,  :D but Ive seen a few fake pictures of Aussie creatures.........I think the thing is if you live in a City (like me & Ken) you dont see snakes, Ive lived on 2 acres for a good few years and Ive only seen 2 snakes and one of them was dead, seen loads of possums, brush turkeys, Kangaroos, Koalas, giant fruit bats etc I think snakes tend to go to live in places where humans dont live, we get a few spiders in the house, say 1 a month but I dont mind them, Huntsmen spiders scared me to death when I first came here but I can actually pick one up now and put it out, they are about the size of the average womans (quite big) hand but not poisonous, we sometimes get one coming in the house in summer, they dont build webs, they hunt at night and can travel one or two kilometres a night

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2015, 13:55:08 »
so kens working for the aussie tourist board now

see, i was right, look at tonys story. its a fucking nightmare place

I'll remind you of this conversation the next time you get beaten up by a herd of welsh cows


you managed to get through llantwit with no cow related incidents

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2015, 13:58:17 »
so kens working for the aussie tourist board now

see, i was right, look at tonys story. its a fucking nightmare place

I'll remind you of this conversation the next time you get beaten up by a herd of welsh cows


you managed to get through llantwit with no cow related incidents

he was too busy with the sheep

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2015, 19:54:17 »
Swiss needs to man up  :D

I've lived here 20 years and not seen a single snake outside of a wild life park. Seen plenty of snake trails in the sand / dirt - but no snakes. They tend to avoid humans.

On average only 1 to 2 people are killed by sharks in Australia each year (since records began in 1791).
In Britain more people are killed by cows. It's only a few years ago that 4 people in the UK were trampled to death by cows in one 2 month period alone.

The thing "in the loft" was probably only a possum

As far as your well being is concerned the sunburn you got was probably the most hazardous thing.

Although.... the hissing spider does sound interesting. Did it have any markings?

Did I mention the Jellyfish???

I wasn't bothered by the thing in the loft, Sharks... yes, I didn't want to be one of those 2 people per year...


I think the Welsh drivers are far more dangerous than the cows, I've been overtaken 6 times in the last 2 days on windy country roads, I was doing 55 to 60 and most were over taking near blind corners or hills... maniacs!

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2015, 21:43:04 »
Wales you say..



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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2015, 15:33:09 »
Wales you say..



That makes a change,its normally sheep,they have their fun with !!

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2015, 15:43:59 »
fucking hell, its mrs bry!

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2015, 22:50:37 »
Nice to see you wiggers, you still a grumpy bastard ?   :D

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2015, 22:59:28 »
This cracked me up, Northern Territory prossie gets robbed again and is thinking of packing it in


She'd have to fucking pay me  :D


http://www.news.com.au/national/alice-springss-madam-to-close-business-after-theft-to-become-a-truck-driver-in-a-mine/story-fncynjr2-1226596144184

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2015, 23:00:36 »
pesty is already asking his mam for his pocket money

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2015, 23:25:40 »
pesty is already asking his mam for his pocket money

 :D


bet she stands up when she pisses

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2015, 23:30:18 »
wizards sleeves and spaniels ears all over the place

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2015, 23:44:14 »
somebody should make a tv series about the NT, Darwin and shit..

Its full of fucking red neck weirdo's doing all kinds of crazy shit, seeing ufo's all the time, crocs and snakes everywhere

they seem to have theyre own laws, crazy twats


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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2015, 00:56:58 »
is prostitution legal there?... for pesty's sake of course!!


seriously though, who'd steal a bunch of used dildo's???


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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2015, 04:18:05 »
is prostitution legal there?... for pesty's sake of course!!




probably


everything else is

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2015, 13:11:09 »
You don't look at the mantel while your poking the fire

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2015, 13:42:46 »
Sex industry is regulated here. Legal brothels etc   As I'm sure nimrod knows  ;)

Soliciting on the street remains illegal.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2015, 15:03:08 »
You don't look at the mantel while your poking the fire

Depends if the fire is flappy...

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2015, 17:18:09 »
and you have to watch you dont fall in

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2015, 23:44:36 »
and you have to watch you dont fall in

maybe some of pesty's mates are still in there..


Thinking about things I reckon goat would fit in well in NT, all the shit that goes down, I think its the heat, I mean theyre near the equator so they have gone troppo and a fair bit warped, its a thousand miles to anywhere and its 33C there even when its snowing in Victoria, and they make boats out of old beer cans, maybe goat could do some croc therapy at Steve Irwins death zoo and become a crocologist and snake fancier, a new life for you goat, a regular contributor to the NT Times (the best paper outside Wogga Wogga) ........so get the migration forms and fill em in, in the bit where it says "Do You Have a criminal record" just put, 'I didnt know it was still a requirement. '
Mention you'll be living in the NT. opening a sex parlour specialising in dwarf lesbian sex (chimps/beavers extra) whilst studying for a degree in Crocology and snake/spider appreciation and you'll be in faster than a fart in a fan factory

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2015, 10:12:12 »
Nice to see you wiggers, you still a grumpy bastard ?   :D
Yes

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2015, 12:59:36 »
and you have to watch you dont fall in

maybe some of pesty's mates are still in there..


Thinking about things I reckon goat would fit in well in NT, all the shit that goes down, I think its the heat, I mean theyre near the equator so they have gone troppo and a fair bit warped, its a thousand miles to anywhere and its 33C there even when its snowing in Victoria, and they make boats out of old beer cans, maybe goat could do some croc therapy at Steve Irwins death zoo and become a crocologist and snake fancier, a new life for you goat, a regular contributor to the NT Times (the best paper outside Wogga Wogga) ........so get the migration forms and fill em in, in the bit where it says "Do You Have a criminal record" just put, 'I didnt know it was still a requirement. '
Mention you'll be living in the NT. opening a sex parlour specialising in dwarf lesbian sex (chimps/beavers extra) whilst studying for a degree in Crocology and snake/spider appreciation and you'll be in faster than a fart in a fan factory

I think he should do it just to see what the response would be!

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2015, 15:14:07 »
fuck that

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2015, 05:57:04 »

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2015, 18:17:56 »
PNG was worse.  Taipans trying to get into the house, locals with home made guns.  Croc farm down the road  >:( 


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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2015, 22:00:05 »
They should put the fish on the new badge.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2015, 22:53:12 »
 :D :D

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2015, 18:40:42 »
They should put the fish on the new badge.

Can anyone do that photoshop shite?


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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #45 on: October 28, 2015, 13:11:27 »
nope

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« Reply #46 on: October 28, 2015, 22:01:04 »

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #47 on: November 14, 2015, 01:35:59 »
« Last Edit: November 14, 2015, 06:40:05 by nimrod »

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« Reply #49 on: December 02, 2015, 02:02:12 »

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« Reply #50 on: December 02, 2015, 02:03:06 »

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« Reply #52 on: May 31, 2016, 00:06:27 »

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #53 on: September 28, 2016, 09:23:00 »
Australian brickies can take it!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #54 on: September 28, 2016, 11:00:40 »
no more ozzie mooning, enough to put several of you on here off visiting Oz! ;)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37481250
« Last Edit: September 29, 2016, 17:43:47 by zacc »

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« Reply #55 on: September 28, 2016, 17:46:09 »

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #56 on: September 29, 2016, 00:36:50 »
Very Australian - his work mates really concerned the first it happened, then taking the piss the second time.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #57 on: September 29, 2016, 16:59:21 »
lesson to be learned is dont wave your cock at spiders

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #58 on: September 30, 2016, 08:37:37 »
Sound advise I've always followed.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #60 on: December 19, 2016, 13:30:54 »
fucks sake

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #61 on: December 28, 2016, 05:29:56 »
some wierd shit out that part of the world

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #62 on: December 29, 2016, 08:05:26 »
kenny is alright when you get used to him

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #64 on: August 12, 2017, 17:41:37 »
fucks sake

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #65 on: August 13, 2017, 04:01:23 »
This is why I swim in my local pool and not at the local beach.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #66 on: August 13, 2017, 13:52:22 »
at least all the piss in the pool will help when some twot lobs a jellyfish in

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #67 on: August 24, 2017, 11:50:20 »
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/aug/24/australia-geelong-names-streets-after-game-of-thrones-characters


another reason it should fuck off

should be monkey street, could see ken and gandalf sharing a flat on tripitaka lane

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #68 on: August 25, 2017, 00:21:50 »
Bonkers

but look what those crazy Aussies are doing on ABC

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-20/monkey-magic-to-get-a-reboot/8457782

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #69 on: August 25, 2017, 02:55:31 »
already saw about that

chinese always knock out  a new film or show every now and again


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« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2017, 12:17:39 »
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/sep/05/peppa-pig-spiders-cant-hurt-you-episode-pulled-off-air-in-australia-again?CMP=fb_gu

Had a wry smile about this as one of the first things my sister warned me about when we first visited her in Sydney,
was when going into the shed to use the washing machine check no spiders  or webs you could walk into!! :o


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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #73 on: September 21, 2017, 15:42:05 »
noticed since ken moved there weve had this kind of thing...

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #74 on: September 21, 2017, 22:12:27 »
Those crazy fuckers in Darwin....


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« Reply #75 on: September 21, 2017, 22:16:05 »

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #76 on: September 24, 2017, 15:30:13 »
Those crazy fuckers in Darwin....



So where did it come from?

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #77 on: September 24, 2017, 16:04:07 »
a land down under?

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« Reply #78 on: September 25, 2017, 06:36:17 »
a land down under?

Inspirational stuff from Goat there  :D

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #79 on: September 25, 2017, 11:38:28 »
cheers kenny, men at work should get some credit

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« Reply #80 on: September 25, 2017, 13:24:22 »

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« Reply #81 on: September 28, 2017, 10:28:04 »
Those crazy fuckers in Darwin....



That guy was probably walking past BBM's house


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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #83 on: September 29, 2017, 01:05:29 »
youve been hunting for a few days?
 fucks sake tone, if  you are doing that whos minding the stat machine?

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #84 on: September 29, 2017, 01:08:52 »
Calm down, I'm still on holiday, stats will return from Monday...

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #85 on: September 29, 2017, 01:09:44 »
at least throw us a venn diagram

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #86 on: September 29, 2017, 08:44:25 »
I prefer Gantt Charts

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #87 on: October 11, 2017, 23:14:34 »

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #88 on: November 04, 2017, 18:08:13 »


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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #90 on: April 16, 2018, 10:29:53 »
I'm staying indoors.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #91 on: April 16, 2018, 10:31:59 »
good plan, can always send  mrs ken out for the whisky

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #92 on: April 16, 2018, 11:22:31 »
Exactly right.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #93 on: May 02, 2018, 00:37:02 »
Up next with have violent gangs of kangaroos - drugged up on carrots.

http://amp.abc.net.au/article/9716612?__twitter_impression=true

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« Reply #94 on: May 02, 2018, 06:09:46 »
Up next with have violent gangs of kangaroos - drugged up on carrots.

http://amp.abc.net.au/article/9716612?__twitter_impression=true
Oz has been a fascinating sociological experiment, transport loads of criminals there and 200+ years later you get violent kangaroos.  :D

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #95 on: May 02, 2018, 11:31:07 »
so which is  the most batshit part of  oz, must be a part the  rest of the country think fuckin hell about


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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #96 on: May 02, 2018, 15:33:40 »
so which is  the most batshit part of  oz, must be a part the  rest of the country think fuckin hell about

Living next door to Nimrod.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #97 on: May 02, 2018, 15:50:12 »
I guess that means Queensland?  :)

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #98 on: May 06, 2018, 22:25:53 »
so which is  the most batshit part of  oz, must be a part the  rest of the country think fuckin hell about

Northern territory
Maniacs and loonies

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #99 on: May 06, 2018, 22:54:32 »
I once knew a policeman who worked the far outback of Western Australia. Sounded like the fuckin wild west. He only stuck it a few years. Said the independent miners, often living on small claims out in the middle of nowhere were the worst. Genuinely scary feckers he said.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #100 on: May 06, 2018, 23:52:46 »
so mad max was a documentary

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #101 on: May 06, 2018, 23:57:47 »
so mad max was a documentary

Everyday life up there

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #102 on: May 07, 2018, 11:34:57 »
ken nipping out to aussie spar to get his vegemite and whisky

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #103 on: May 07, 2018, 14:11:49 »
Yeah - that's so me...

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #104 on: May 27, 2018, 01:55:06 »
Are you a top or bottom ken?

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« Reply #105 on: May 27, 2018, 02:08:40 »
Top or bottom of what?

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« Reply #106 on: May 27, 2018, 09:21:35 »
Of Lekos?

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #107 on: May 27, 2018, 13:15:03 »
harsh, ken can do better

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #108 on: May 28, 2018, 18:00:39 »
Top or bottom of what?

Your question shows a clean mind Ken  ;)

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« Reply #109 on: May 30, 2018, 04:09:40 »
Pure as the driven snow me...

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #110 on: May 30, 2018, 05:49:08 »
White liiiiiiines

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #111 on: May 30, 2018, 11:00:17 »
oi fuck off. serious thread about the dangers of oz this, not the dangers of ken going off on one on ket

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #112 on: September 11, 2018, 23:46:26 »

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #113 on: October 15, 2018, 21:35:12 »
With their immigration, energy and encryption laws, Australia is in danger of looking more backward than the US and Trump.

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« Reply #114 on: October 16, 2018, 09:47:29 »
Oh, we're certainly trying very hard to be total twots.

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« Reply #115 on: October 16, 2018, 12:16:52 »
With their immigration, energy and encryption laws, Australia is in danger of looking more backward than the US and Trump.
They've been encrypting speech for years, what was "good arvo" or "fair dinkum" all about, never mind "tie me kangaroo down...".  ;)

Talking of kangaroos, one in Queensland wasn't too keen on the free food handouts.  :o

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-45854281

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #116 on: October 18, 2018, 11:22:37 »
isnt oz still big on coal?

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« Reply #117 on: October 19, 2018, 21:52:31 »

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« Reply #118 on: October 20, 2018, 09:00:59 »
One end of the Liberal / Nationals coalition loves coal to bits... but the rest of the country is more realistic about how things are more likely to go. (South Australia recently installed one of the biggest high capacity battery storage systems in the world). 

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #120 on: November 28, 2020, 17:22:16 »
When analysing that huge spider, this wasn't the first thing that came into my head

"The spider, which appeared to have an abdomen similar in size to a large halogen light globe".

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #121 on: December 01, 2020, 11:53:37 »
7 pages this and they still havent closed the place down

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #122 on: December 01, 2020, 23:14:00 »
Tbf, as long as they keep rolling out Pia Miller's, I'd take a few brown snakes (not a euphemism).

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #123 on: February 23, 2022, 23:50:52 »
Arriving in Oz at the end of March (Sydney) mainly to see the kids as they've been out there for a while. I'm there for a couple of months and wondered if Rowley fancies a pint sometime as the offspring will undoubtedly get pissed off with me at some point.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #124 on: February 26, 2022, 22:55:37 »
I'd love to, but I'm in Melbourne. And this is a big country!

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #125 on: February 28, 2022, 17:08:39 »
I have to go Melbourne at some point so being far away isn't getting you out of buying a pint.

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« Reply #126 on: March 03, 2022, 23:22:54 »
😆 Okay - stay in touch.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #127 on: March 10, 2022, 21:26:00 »
Recommend some ales to try.

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« Reply #128 on: March 22, 2022, 03:12:27 »
😆 Okay - stay in touch.

Not long now. I've put you down as my emergency contact on my DPD, Ta.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #129 on: March 22, 2022, 04:43:55 »
I shall be claiming refugee status immediately upon arrival due to war in Europe even if they can't whistle.


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« Reply #130 on: March 30, 2022, 20:28:25 »
Hi reddish. Apologies - just getting back to this (i've currently several contracts on the go - lots of early starts - so rushing around like an idiot).  On the question of ale... Aus has a flourishing micro brewer industry these days, producing a wide range of interesting beers, but much of it is very local so I'm not familiar with what you'll find in Sydney. Some of the better bottle beers like James Squire and Four Pines cross State boundaries. Beer is generally drunk cold here, so expect a lot of lager beers, pale ales, and Pacific ales. But there are some interesting 'dark' ales kicking around, and a few good stouts (usually only in bottles though). You might want to steer clear of some of the mainstream draft stuff (mostly Tooheys in Sydney; Victoria Bitter and Carlton Draught here in Melbourne) in the 'big' pubs - perfectly drinkable, but no better than the stuff they dish out at UK football grounds. Furphys is okay-ish for a standard lager-beer However, most decent pubs usually have a 'speciality' beer or two on tap.  Ask the bar staff - they're usually quite informative on what your  drinking (once they finished winding you up about English cricket!)

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« Reply #131 on: March 30, 2022, 20:30:43 »
Forget about refugee status - the unsympathetic fuckers will just lock you up in a 'hotel' for several years.

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« Reply #132 on: April 06, 2022, 03:48:42 »
Let me know when you're in Melbourne Reddish. I've a lot on at the moment,  but I have projects on in the city until Easter, so I could meet you in a pub after work, if you're around?

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« Reply #133 on: April 07, 2022, 02:25:21 »
Just arrived in Sydney don't know yet when I'll be in Melbourne

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« Reply #134 on: April 07, 2022, 04:06:54 »
Won't be anything over the next week I'm afraid. Tested positive to covid this morning ☹

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« Reply #135 on: April 07, 2022, 16:55:35 »
Get well soon

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« Reply #136 on: April 10, 2022, 17:26:48 »
Get well soon

Thanks Gavin. First couple of days were a bit rough. Not so bad now, but very tired. The vaccines certainly soften the blow.

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« Reply #137 on: April 13, 2022, 07:32:58 »
Be right in a few days Ken and back on them nice beers you described.Get well soon.

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« Reply #138 on: April 14, 2022, 13:30:55 »
Be right in a few days Ken and back on them nice beers you described.Get well soon.

Thank Lee. I'm not so bad. First 48 hours were a bit rough, but the vaccines did their job and softened the blow (I've had worse flu). Almost back to normal now, but very tired and no energy. City dealing with Athletico's shithousery was quite the tonic. Very proud of the boys for standing up to them.

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #139 on: April 17, 2022, 05:58:25 »
Balters is a nice pint. To sup at home I am mostly having 50 lashes.
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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #140 on: May 05, 2022, 04:02:12 »
Good choices 🙂

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #141 on: July 01, 2022, 00:26:33 »
Didn't get to Melbourne unfortunately, maybe next time. There were many nice beers, the names of which I can't remember.

I now know what going for a Slap is. VIP lounges everywhere.

Met some white tailed spiders the sneaky little bastards.