City players

[zacc]

injuring each other!!
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-gabriel-jesus-otamendi-13171938

[Hesperus]

Not good that. A fractured eye socket is a bad injury.

[gavin]

Nico should be more cautious against fellow blues in future the daft bastard. Does he not realise that no-one gives a shit about international football?

[Ludo]

I'm surprised he was able to reach eye level.

Normally when tackles an opponent he's on his arse.

[Rowley Birkin QC]

Not good that. A fractured eye socket is a bad injury.

Depends of course on the type of fracture. Here is Aus, AFL players who cop eye socket fractures bad enough to require surgery are usually out for about four weeks - say a month. Some players have been known to be back playing after eye socket injuries after just a couple of weeks (sometimes with an impact mask) - and not forgetting AFL is a contact sport!   

[goat]

and not forgetting AFL is a contact sport!

and never forget they love little vests

oh and otamendi is a knob

[Rowley Birkin QC]

Covering all the bases there...

[Swiss]

That's baseball Rowley 😉

[goat]

how dare you suggest ken doesnt know his little vests

[nimrod]

Seriously though it's a shame some of the mard arses in football who roll around in agony after the slightest touch don't man up a bit  like the Aussie AFL and NRL players