greatest team name ever

[goat]

Essienimpong Cape-Coast Mysterious Dwarfs


good luck getting a chant going with that

[Gareth]

Gimme an "E", gimme an "S", gimme another "S" ... yeah, you're probably right...

[goat]

does make you wonder what the dwarf is up to

[Gareth]

That's why they're "mysterious"...

[goat]

nowt worse than a shifty midget

[Rowley Birkin QC]

One of their forwards is called - Joy Asiwome Fumador

Martin Tyler would need to take a rest after every time he blurted that out.

[goat]

where does a crab fit in?

[Rowley Birkin QC]

where does a crab fit in?

Ray Wilkins is the club mascot?

[goat]

too tall, this club is all over the place. someone should lend them a few real midgets

[bluebrendan]

The old Deportivo Wanka in Peru still takes some beating....erm, so to speak.