just got a text of city

[Swiss]

Where's the fucking pie chart?

There's 2 on there you gimp! ;-)

Seriously though, there are two pie charts on there, they just call them doughnut pie charts.

[nimrod]

piss myself if he did a Delph

ohh fuck, too late

[Swiss]

I'm glad Villa are trying to screw them on Benteke!

[bry the guy]

"Sniffing gas? Listen lad, in my day we got by with a nice single malt and we were happy"

Luxury we had to make do with stale beer and warm stale beer at that.

[bluebrendan]

Typos and double dealing aside I could see Mike saying that to Sterling. Mike is a decent, down to earth top bloke.

He is but Buzzer was also George Best's drinking buddy and we all know how that ended!   

[Rowley Birkin QC]

Not mention the 'Fashion Boutique' they opened together...

[bry the guy]

Well that goes without saying but what else have they done?