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Started by Swiss, July 23, 2015, 20:18:07

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Swiss

In amongst all the shit that LFC have flatuated from their arses over the past few weeks, it seems they've forgotten to count their strikers on the books!

Benteke
Studge
Lambert
Balotelli
Borini
Origi


So expect LFC to line upp like this

Benteke-Balotelli-Borini-Lambert--Ings
Firmino------------------Ibe-
------Milner--Henderson--
--------Squirtel------------
--------Mignolet-----------

Studge on the treatment table

feck them, I hate them

Lekos

Who the hell is Origi? Lambert is 45, Borini is shite and Sturidge is always injured.

Looks like they've only got two then

Ludo

Young Belgian lad who was on loan in France last year.

Got voted onto Ligue 1 worse team of the year.

Lekos

Hahaha. Fantastic.

Swiss

I was only poking fun as there's nothing to talk about at the mo.

Still, they've got loads to shift.


Zucullini got voted onto the LA Liga worst team of the year too

reddishblue

City should make an offer to Liverpool they can't refuse for Mario. 2 year loan with option to buy for 50p.

bry the guy

they would haggle for 70p and we would settle for 60p with them paying 3 quarters of his wages.

reddishblue

60p and a bag of monster munch should secure the deal.

Swiss

Jokes aside, would you want mad Mario back?

Ludo

Yes, but not to actually play, just for the fun times.

Stephen Paul

hate them . their fans are a bunch of deluded fuckers

Swiss

Media are reporting that LFC have had poor attendence at their Far East pre-season games due to the Gerrard and Sterling departures..

To quote the Great Nelson:











Ha Ha...

Stephen Paul

understandable . who the fook wants to watch skirtel and henderson for 90 mins