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Started by reddishblue, February 19, 2021, 00:59:45

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reddishblue

A probe landed on Mars today with the objective of finding 3 billion years or older dead things. It has landed in a massive crater that was once a huge lake and had rivers running into it etc.

I'm not asking any questions here which inevitably means I am.

The Blue Blooded Maniac


Stephen Paul


gavin

They should paint the place blue or at least give it black stripes to commemorate 1969.

Stephen Paul

Mars is for Martians
Fuck off home you yank fuckers 😄

reddishblue

An interesting fact. To send the probe there cost £2.9 billion, by comparison the Serco test and trace fiasco cost £22 billion. So here's the question, which, in the opinion of citymancs posters provides the best value?


goat

How long before pesty gets his lynx africa and goes on the pull there

The Blue Blooded Maniac

Na, this is the gear you want Goaty bollocks.

goat

#9
thats a actual thing?

jesus

better than choc mousse

The Blue Blooded Maniac

Well, you want your meat to smell meaty don't ya

reddishblue

We are talking outer space here not inner space. Thankyou.

goat

start finding aliens in the canal thanks to him


reddishblue

What a fucking looney he is. "Could aliens have done it?" "The answer is, yes they could!"

goat

watched a few episodes and thought it was alright, then i found out they were serious

they are up to series 16 of aliens did shit, its like the mad twats that claim god did it

The Blue Blooded Maniac


goat

ancient aliens

daft twats banging on about shit

dead dinosaurs...aliens did it
who built pyramids.. aliens did it

The Blue Blooded Maniac

Who taught Gav everything he knows?

goat

brenda, he like a weirder yoda

The Blue Blooded Maniac


Swiss

Quote from: goat on February 26, 2021, 14:42:59
start finding aliens in the canal thanks to him



Everytime I see that guy, I think of this dude from Babylon 5



goat

looks like blaenau ffestiniog

reddishblue


goat

amazed nobody mentioned pesty and uranus

The Blue Blooded Maniac

All you do is flirt goaty bollocks

reddishblue

#26
Meanwhile here is Uranus. If anyone needs to  see the insides of an arse pictures are available on the Top down bottom up survey thread


lee

Quote from: goat on March 03, 2021, 15:09:48
looks like blaenau ffestiniog

smack addicts must be hiding

goat

my old man had a holiday there over 40 years ago, still moans about it

Stephen Paul

What we talking about here

goat

smack, north wales and sex pests arse

reddishblue

Just the usual Stevie.

reddishblue


Paddy

They now reckon that aliens built stone henge, if so we will have to credit them with creating "Lego".....

The Blue Blooded Maniac


reddishblue

#35
Quote from: The Blue Blooded Maniac on March 18, 2021, 09:11:23
Hartshead Pike looking good there!!

Looks like someone nicked the power lines to weigh in for scrap. Nothing surprises me anymore.

Denton

https://mars.nasa.gov/news/8621/nasas-curiosity-mars-rover-snaps-its-highest-resolution-panorama-yet/


reddishblue

Quote from: reddishblue on March 06, 2021, 19:38:10
Meanwhile here is Uranus. If anyone needs to  see the insides of an arse pictures are available on the Top down bottom up survey thread



I see nobody spotted the deliberate mistake. This is actually Uranus,


gavin

Boo, its a bit less blue than the other planet.

Gareth

Quote from: gavin on April 02, 2021, 22:00:12
Boo, its a bit less blue than the other planet.

It’s next season’s away kit planet...




reddishblue

#43
You'll never guess where this is.


reddishblue

Hi Vanessa, welcome to the forum. Do you have big tits and purple hair?

The Blue Blooded Maniac

Reddish you smooth operator you.

goat

half a pint later pesty will be asking about purple tits and big hair