Reasons not to come to Oz

[nimrod]

1) too expensive

2) too far away

and this

http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/field-of-screams-the-mystery-of-maningridas-25000-tarantulas-20150623-ghv2ip.html

[goat]

for fucks sake, what is the point of australia anyway? its too hot and everything wants to bite you, even ken...possibly

[nimrod]

for fucks sake, what is the point of australia anyway? its too hot and everything wants to bite you, even ken...possibly

Its only there to annoy you   

Im emigrating soon

[Rowley Birkin QC]

its too hot and everything wants to bite you, even ken...possibly

No - you're reasonably safe on that score.

[Dizzy]

1) too expensive

2) too far away

and this

http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/field-of-screams-the-mystery-of-maningridas-25000-tarantulas-20150623-ghv2ip.html

Correct on No 1 - I'm still bankrupt and traumatised from the cost of everything.  Love the enormous vegetables though!

No 2 - well yeah but no but yeah but - I managed to make my birthday disappear as I was flying when the date arrived and by the time I got to Oz it had gone - result!  (I don't like birthdays).

Can't bring myself to look at No 3 as I may never return and I definitely want to go again one day.

[goat]

1) too expensive

2) too far away

and this

http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/field-of-screams-the-mystery-of-maningridas-25000-tarantulas-20150623-ghv2ip.html

Correct on No 1 - I'm still bankrupt and traumatised from the cost of everything.  Love the enormous vegetables though!

No 2 - well yeah but no but yeah but - I managed to make my birthday disappear as I was flying when the date arrived and by the time I got to Oz it had gone - result!  (I don't like birthdays).

Can't bring myself to look at No 3 as I may never return and I definitely want to go again one day.

i think they prefer to be called australians dizz

[nimrod]

Ive got a big vegetable Dizzo

[Swiss]

I had an awesome time in Perth (Scarborough) back in 2002 and it was dirt cheap!

[Dizzy]

Ive got a big vegetable Dizzo

Is it easy to peel Nimmers?

[reddishblue]

Not now it's gone soft.

[goat]

discovered this yesterday, its australian. not sure if it helps or not

[nimrod]

used to love Danger 5 

think they were all on drugs.......




or Welsh

[Dizzy]

Not now it's gone soft.

Can't beat a bit of close-season humour! 

[goat]

used to love Danger 5 

think they were all on drugs.......




or Welsh

saw the mengele, nazi dinosaurs and monkey lads in a band episode today
its good

[nimrod]

used to love Danger 5 

think they were all on drugs.......




or Welsh

saw the mengele, nazi dinosaurs and monkey lads in a band episode today
its good

[zacc]

only reason I go to Oz is to visit my family which is just a 10 hour hop from Malaysia!! 
Not hard to work out the white population are descended from criminals, mad Irish,Scots and probably a few Welshies 

[nimrod]

only reason I go to Oz is to visit my family which is just a 10 hour hop from Malaysia!! 
Not hard to work out the white population are descended from criminals, mad Irish,Scots and probably a few Welshies 

10 hours cazz I can do it in 7 from Singapore are you on some kind of budget airline

[BongoBlue]

Yeah Oz is expensive but I loved it and would go back in a heartbeat.

Then again, I do live in the land of bullshit and chewing gum...

[nimrod]

Yeah Oz is expensive but I loved it and would go back in a heartbeat.

Then again, I do live in the land of bullshit and chewing gum...

never used to be Bongo, used to be cheap as chips to live here, now its turned to shit

median house price in Sydney is $918, 000 (about 460,000 quid) expected to reach a million by next year

just paid registration (road tax) for my car - 510 quid a year

petrol still cheap though and no heating reqd

a lot of pensioners fucking off to Bali & Thailand

[Stephen Paul]

Neighbours ?