Anti-Masturbation’s Mascot Arrested

[nimrod]

Thought Aaron might be interested in this;

Christian Anti-Masturbation’s Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation At Sea World
In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested today for masturbating in public. The mascot, along with his organization, Stop Masturbation Now, recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tour which they claim focused on educating children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation.





http://foxnews.com.hk/christian-anti-masturbations-mascot-arrested-for-public-masturbation-at-sea-world-fox-news/

[The Blue Blooded Maniac]

Outrageous!!!

I am masturbating as I type in protest!!

[bluebrendan]

This is the trouble with the USA, it's difficult to tell the spoof stories from reality. 

[goat]

because they are racist or thick?

[bluebrendan]

Or thick gun-toting racists? 

[goat]

even old man brendy having a pop at the yanks now

still pissed off they threw your tea in the river aint you

[bluebrendan]

still pissed off they threw your tea in the river aint you

Tbf that's not bad by your usual standard of ageist digs. 

[goat]

unlucky mate, the feds are not after ageist  threads