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nimrod

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The most baffling films
« on: June 01, 2016, 22:55:18 »
Ive just watched my all time most baffling   :o

Knight Of Cups (2015)

A writer indulging in all that Los Angeles and Las Vegas has to offer undertakes a search for love and self via a series of adventures with six different women.

starring;
Christian Bale
Natalie Portman
Cate Blanchett

Im quite a fan of director Terence Mallick but this was 'arty' in the extreme and went over my head, I mean I had an open mind ans was expecting things to be a bit avant-garde but its just a pastiche of images and thoughts.

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2016, 23:39:32 »
gozu

thats the winner for most what the fuck is goingonness in a film
« Last Edit: June 01, 2016, 23:45:10 by goat »

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2016, 23:41:33 »


give it a go

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2016, 00:18:14 »
gozu



before I look is that Danish ?

The Blue Blooded Maniac

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2016, 00:27:23 »
Aw that's fucking awesome!!!!!!

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2016, 00:34:43 »
before I look is that Danish ?

japanese bloke with spoon up his arse spunking on the floor, the usual


thats not even close to the  weirdest shit in that film

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2016, 21:42:00 »
Aw that's fucking awesome!!!!!!

looks like Gozu has a new fan

Swiss

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2016, 22:42:00 »
Takashi Miike is a fucking animal! Some of the weirdest films ever created!

Have you seen Ichi the killer?



My nod goes to an animation called Dead Leaves: Trippy film


Also, my WTF was the point of that award goes to Salo: 100 days of Sodom. I'm still trying to work out what the point in this film was.
Fun fact, The director was killed by being run over by his own car! Lots of conspiracies that it was related to this film.

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2016, 23:17:26 »
Takashi Miike is a fucking animal! Some of the weirdest films ever created!

Have you seen Ichi the killer?



My nod goes to an animation called Dead Leaves: Trippy film


Also, my WTF was the point of that award goes to Salo: 100 days of Sodom. I'm still trying to work out what the point in this film was.
Fun fact, The director was killed by being run over by his own car! Lots of conspiracies that it was related to this film.

I liked the bit where they ate turds

Swiss

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2016, 23:21:45 »
I never had you down as a scatophile!

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2016, 23:36:40 »
I never had you down as a scatophile!

neither did I  :o

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2016, 00:46:49 »
Takashi Miike is a fucking animal! Some of the weirdest films ever created!

Have you seen Ichi the killer?


aye

used to have to suffer his mad shit when i was married

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2016, 00:47:58 »
aye

used to have to suffer his mad shit when i was married

what the films or the actual stuff ?

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2016, 00:51:03 »
amy was /is big on all that mad jap stuff

full metal yakuza was fucking awful, japanese terminator lad with  a robot cock


guessing gav remembers the joys of braindead

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2016, 00:52:45 »
amy was /is big on all that mad jap stuff

full metal yakuza was fucking awful, japanese terminator lad with  a robot cock


guessing gav remembers the joys of braindead


 :D

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2016, 00:53:33 »
what a shock

Full Metal gokudô (original title)
Director: Takashi Miike



goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2016, 00:55:48 »
fucks sake, he got his cock out in the trailer

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2016, 00:56:59 »
Beats Game of Thrones

goat

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2016, 00:58:06 »
not hard to do

thought you would love all that wizard  bollocks

nimrod

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Re: The most baffling films
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2016, 00:59:45 »
not hard to do

thought you would love all that wizard  bollocks

aye but theyre doing time travel now

even us wizards have limits

Ive fucked it off