swiss tone sex tours

[goat]

ever been japan tone?

[Swiss]

I'm planning a trip, why?

If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"

Should be right up your street

[nimrod]

Japan is great
Feckin loved it, best country Ive been too

[goat]

I'm planning a trip, why?

If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"

Should be right up your street

four words

jurassic park love hotel

and this

[goat]

If you're going, read a book called "in the miso soup"

Should be right up your street

wild guess, rape monsters?

[Swiss]

That bar is now on the list!


I've only got to the end of the first chapter (I lost the book on the flight home form Romania) - But it was about an American Sex Tourist in Japan.

[goat]

imagine going there for a first date, would probably be the last an all

[Swiss]

I was at a work do last night and this girl starts telling a story about her her friend who went on a tinder date and the guy invites her around but says;

I'm cooking curry, is that ok?
Girl says yes
It might be quite hot?
Girl says that's ok.
It might make your tummy unwell and you'd poop!
Girl says, ummm I think it'll be ok.

She goes around and eats the curry, about 20 minutes later she starts feeling unwell and excuses herself... she does a massive shit in the toilet, but the toilet is broke and she couldn't flush it... she has to confess that it wouldn't flush but the bloke was:
Oh don't worry, I'll fix it.
He goes down to fix and after a couple of minutes she's still feeling unwell and tries to make her excuses, but as she approaches the bathroom, she sees the bloke smearing her pooh on his face

[goat]

did she confuse tinder with go eat?

who the fuck goes to a blokes house for a curry?

get her signed up here tone, ive questions

[Rowley Birkin QC]

I think we've all got questions...

[goat]

you just want to ask her about tablets 

[The Blue Blooded Maniac]

I like it, I like it alot.

[goat]

did you fix your toilet pesty?

[Swiss]

Yes, questions...

Who goes to a blokes house for curry on a first date...  that's told it might make them shit themselves!?

She apparently reported it to the police but the po-po told her that he's well known and she willing agreed to go to his house despite being told the curry will make her shit herself!

[The Blue Blooded Maniac]

did you fix your toilet pesty?

I love me some caramel!

[lee]

best country i been to japan

[Swiss]

In the Miso soup wiki