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reddishblue

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Yanks and UFO's
« on: July 04, 2022, 18:21:32 »
Why are yanks more than many more times likely to see one?

Or getting abducted?

gavin

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2022, 21:21:32 »
It is a great place for them to find nutters to experiment on.

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2022, 21:34:26 »
They are indeed a strange species.

Victoria

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2022, 00:54:30 »
Reddish, there are 5 aliens sitting on the U.S. Supreme Court. They are certainly out of touch with reality and live in an alternate universe🤣🤣.
Actually, I have seen some weird stuff flying over my land at times that I can't explain. Further, I have had sightings of 'Big Foot' on my land.  One sighting was by one of my security team, so for me that is a credible report, but I haven't seen 'Big Foot'. 😁

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2022, 22:57:40 »
Be careful out there. Install cameras everywhere pointing up at the sky and live stream, we will all watch for you. Also, ring the security man every 10 minutes to see if he's awake.

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2022, 21:33:31 »
Reddish, there are 5 aliens sitting on the U.S. Supreme Court. They are certainly out of touch with reality and live in an alternate universe🤣🤣.
Actually, I have seen some weird stuff flying over my head at times that I can't explain. Further, I have had sightings of 'Big Foot' on my land.  One sighting was by one of my security team, so for me that is a credible report, but I haven't seen 'Big Foot'. 😁

Fixed it for yoo.

Victoria

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2022, 01:07:31 »
Reddish, I do have cameras all over my land but they do not point to the sky. As with my security team they are there mainly to catch illegal loggers.
 My biggest fear of all is fire! not Bigfoot or aliens. So how are you going to fix something that is not broke?

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2022, 23:44:50 »
Yet another one flew over your head and you missed it.

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2022, 22:04:01 »
Don't mess with star people


reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2022, 23:47:22 »
looks like all the yanks on this forum have now been abducted.

Victoria

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2022, 19:23:45 »
Not yet  I'm still here😁

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2022, 22:37:21 »
Are you missing any time?

Victoria

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2022, 00:17:16 »
No!🙂

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2022, 22:49:08 »
I'm missing loads of time. No matter how hard I try to remember it never comes to me.

Friends sometimes offer explanations which I don't believe.

Victoria

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2022, 23:38:38 »
Reddish, if you are missing loads of time, I may suggest you give up drinking alcohol or go see a hypnotist to discover where you lost time.🤣🤣

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2022, 23:23:24 »
I have appointed an hypnotherapist upon your recommendation to regress me and find out what the fuck happened.

If however it happens to be nothing i will be suing you for all fees, mental abuse and punitive damages. #judgejudy

Victoria

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2022, 23:37:12 »
Reddish, it would be cheaper for me to pay you the $5000 which is the max Judge Judy can award than pay a lawyer to fight your misguided claim, which of course you will lose 🤣🤣🤣

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2022, 02:06:18 »
I accept the $5000 in out of court settlement.

All funds received will be donated to SETI.

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2022, 02:15:43 »
Imagine being a member of a race somewhere in the universe that has mastered faster than light travel and can traverse millions/billions of light years in an instant but when they get there forget to put the brakes on and crash 99 times out of a hundred into the USA. How unlucky is that?
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The Blue Blooded Maniac

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2022, 10:15:41 »
Plus getting shot on arrival.

Victoria

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2022, 13:36:56 »
Nothing wrong in shooting Aliens: they are trespassing 🤣🤣

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2022, 05:33:00 »
Is this why you lot only allow Indians bow and arrows?

reddishblue

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Re: Yanks and UFO's
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2022, 05:43:48 »
That's me convinced.