Author Topic: Yanks and UFO's (Read 1394 times)

reddishblue · « **on:** July 04, 2022, 18:21:32 »

Why are yanks more than many more times likely to see one?

Or getting abducted?

gavin · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2022, 21:21:32 »

It is a great place for them to find nutters to experiment on.

reddishblue · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2022, 21:34:26 »

They are indeed a strange species.

Victoria · « **Reply #3 on:** July 06, 2022, 00:54:30 »

Reddish, there are 5 aliens sitting on the U.S. Supreme Court. They are certainly out of touch with reality and live in an alternate universe🤣🤣.
Actually, I have seen some weird stuff flying over my land at times that I can't explain. Further, I have had sightings of 'Big Foot' on my land. One sighting was by one of my security team, so for me that is a credible report, but I haven't seen 'Big Foot'. 😁

reddishblue · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2022, 22:57:40 »

Be careful out there. Install cameras everywhere pointing up at the sky and live stream, we will all watch for you. Also, ring the security man every 10 minutes to see if he's awake.

reddishblue · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2022, 21:33:31 »

Quote from: Victoria on July 06, 2022, 00:54:30

Reddish, there are 5 aliens sitting on the U.S. Supreme Court. They are certainly out of touch with reality and live in an alternate universe🤣🤣.
Actually, I have seen some weird stuff flying over my head at times that I can't explain. Further, I have had sightings of 'Big Foot' on my land. One sighting was by one of my security team, so for me that is a credible report, but I haven't seen 'Big Foot'. 😁

Fixed it for yoo.

Victoria · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2022, 01:07:31 »

Reddish, I do have cameras all over my land but they do not point to the sky. As with my security team they are there mainly to catch illegal loggers.
My biggest fear of all is fire! not Bigfoot or aliens. So how are you going to fix something that is not broke?

reddishblue · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2022, 23:44:50 »

Yet another one flew over your head and you missed it.

reddishblue · « **Reply #8 on:** July 15, 2022, 22:04:01 »

Don't mess with star people

reddishblue · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2022, 23:47:22 »

looks like all the yanks on this forum have now been abducted.

Victoria · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2022, 19:23:45 »

Not yet I'm still here😁

reddishblue · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2022, 22:37:21 »

Are you missing any time?

Victoria · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2022, 00:17:16 »

No!🙂

reddishblue · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2022, 22:49:08 »

I'm missing loads of time. No matter how hard I try to remember it never comes to me.

Friends sometimes offer explanations which I don't believe.

Victoria · « **Reply #14 on:** September 01, 2022, 23:38:38 »

Reddish, if you are missing loads of time, I may suggest you give up drinking alcohol or go see a hypnotist to discover where you lost time.🤣🤣

reddishblue · « **Reply #15 on:** September 06, 2022, 23:23:24 »

I have appointed an hypnotherapist upon your recommendation to regress me and find out what the fuck happened.

If however it happens to be nothing i will be suing you for all fees, mental abuse and punitive damages. #judgejudy

Victoria · « **Reply #16 on:** September 06, 2022, 23:37:12 »

Reddish, it would be cheaper for me to pay you the $5000 which is the max Judge Judy can award than pay a lawyer to fight your misguided claim, which of course you will lose 🤣🤣🤣

reddishblue · « **Reply #17 on:** September 14, 2022, 02:06:18 »

I accept the $5000 in out of court settlement.

All funds received will be donated to SETI.

reddishblue · « **Reply #18 on:** September 14, 2022, 02:15:43 »

Imagine being a member of a race somewhere in the universe that has mastered faster than light travel and can traverse millions/billions of light years in an instant but when they get there forget to put the brakes on and crash 99 times out of a hundred into the USA. How unlucky is that?

The Blue Blooded Maniac · « **Reply #19 on:** September 14, 2022, 10:15:41 »

Plus getting shot on arrival.

Victoria · « **Reply #20 on:** September 17, 2022, 13:36:56 »

Nothing wrong in shooting Aliens: they are trespassing 🤣🤣

reddishblue · « **Reply #21 on:** September 24, 2022, 05:33:00 »

Is this why you lot only allow Indians bow and arrows?

reddishblue · « **Reply #22 on:** September 24, 2022, 05:43:48 »

That's me convinced.

Victoria · « **Reply #23 on:** October 01, 2022, 20:18:31 »

Reddish, I can only speculate you are convinced that the Tooth Fairy & the Easter Bunny exist too! 🤣🤣🤣

reddishblue · « **Reply #24 on:** October 04, 2022, 19:15:48 »

I know for sure Yanks exist that don't understand sarcasm.

reddishblue · « **Reply #25 on:** October 05, 2022, 00:31:29 »

Or other things that fly over their heads.

Victoria · « **Reply #26 on:** November 26, 2022, 00:58:26 »

Reddish, there was another sighting of 'bigfoot' on my land yesterday. I have asked for the proof since it is supposed to be caught on a cellphone video. Will post when I receive the video.

reddishblue · « **Reply #27 on:** November 26, 2022, 23:37:37 »

Video loading your rifle before you go out and shoot it and post that too.

Victoria · « **Reply #28 on:** November 28, 2022, 01:41:56 »

If"Big foot' is real then he/she will have sanctuary on my land. I have hunters on my land this time of year and my permit does say 'no shooting Bigfoot' their licenses are for bear, deer, and game birds. Mountain lions ( yes some have been spotted) and Bobcats are off limits too not that I have seen any.
Also, I have better things to do than film myself loading a rifle. I have 2 Winchester rifles which I have not used in 3 years or more. Not every American is gun happy🤣

reddishblue · « **Reply #29 on:** November 28, 2022, 20:03:10 »

What shoe size are you?

bbk · « **Reply #30 on:** November 29, 2022, 09:08:40 »

Quote from: Victoria on November 28, 2022, 01:41:56

If"Big foot' is real then he/she will have sanctuary on my land. I have hunters on my land this time of year and my permit does say 'no shooting Bigfoot' their licenses are for bear, deer, and game birds. Mountain lions ( yes some have been spotted) and Bobcats are off limits too not that I have seen any.
Also, I have better things to do than film myself loading a rifle. I have 2 Winchester rifles which I have not used in 3 years or more. Not every American is gun happy🤣

Big foot might be non binary, careful!

What did you use the rifles for 3 years ago?

Victoria · « **Reply #31 on:** December 04, 2022, 01:21:44 »

BBK, I used my rifles for hunting, which I don't participate any more. I used to go hunting just to fit in the community as it is a way of life. I never killed any animal as I always deliberately missed. They are now used more for personal protection from wildlife and unwanted visitors with 2 legs

Victoria · « **Reply #32 on:** December 04, 2022, 01:30:12 »

Reddish, my shoe size is 7.5 - 8 depending where they are made.since you asked, I can only speculate you want to buy me a pair.I like Louboutin or Choo, no cheap crap from Matalan😁

reddishblue · « **Reply #33 on:** December 09, 2022, 01:12:29 »

I'm a 41 which makes you Big Foot. Be careful out there.

Victoria · « **Reply #34 on:** January 02, 2023, 14:18:27 »

Reddish, 41 what? That your IQ level?🤣🤣

bbk · « **Reply #35 on:** January 04, 2023, 14:52:25 »

This was almost worth the wait. I quite like this thread.

reddishblue · « **Reply #36 on:** January 05, 2023, 19:55:28 »

No Victoria, 41 is my shoe size in the US. Could perhaps be your IQ?

We are still awaiting your pictures of Big Foot by the way.

Victoria · « **Reply #37 on:** January 05, 2023, 20:59:00 »

No point in posting, when I was shown the video it was the usual hard see camera pointed all over the place. However, to me it looked like a hunter in ghillie suit. Certainly no cryptic creature.

reddishblue · « **Reply #38 on:** January 05, 2023, 22:17:17 »

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Author Topic: Yanks and UFO's (Read 1394 times)