Author Topic: fuck off australia part 4  (Read 7866 times)

nimrod

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2015, 21:43:04 »
Wales you say..



wigley

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2015, 15:33:09 »
Wales you say..



That makes a change,its normally sheep,they have their fun with !!

goat

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2015, 15:43:59 »
fucking hell, its mrs bry!

nimrod

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2015, 22:50:37 »
Nice to see you wiggers, you still a grumpy bastard ?   :D

nimrod

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2015, 22:59:28 »
This cracked me up, Northern Territory prossie gets robbed again and is thinking of packing it in


She'd have to fucking pay me  :D


http://www.news.com.au/national/alice-springss-madam-to-close-business-after-theft-to-become-a-truck-driver-in-a-mine/story-fncynjr2-1226596144184

goat

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2015, 23:00:36 »
pesty is already asking his mam for his pocket money

nimrod

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2015, 23:25:40 »
pesty is already asking his mam for his pocket money

 :D


bet she stands up when she pisses

goat

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2015, 23:30:18 »
wizards sleeves and spaniels ears all over the place

nimrod

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2015, 23:44:14 »
somebody should make a tv series about the NT, Darwin and shit..

Its full of fucking red neck weirdo's doing all kinds of crazy shit, seeing ufo's all the time, crocs and snakes everywhere

they seem to have theyre own laws, crazy twats


Swiss

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2015, 00:56:58 »
is prostitution legal there?... for pesty's sake of course!!


seriously though, who'd steal a bunch of used dildo's???


nimrod

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2015, 04:18:05 »
is prostitution legal there?... for pesty's sake of course!!




probably


everything else is

The Blue Blooded Maniac

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2015, 13:11:09 »
You don't look at the mantel while your poking the fire

Rowley Birkin QC

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2015, 13:42:46 »
Sex industry is regulated here. Legal brothels etc   As I'm sure nimrod knows  ;)

Soliciting on the street remains illegal.

Swiss

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2015, 15:03:08 »
You don't look at the mantel while your poking the fire

Depends if the fire is flappy...

goat

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2015, 17:18:09 »
and you have to watch you dont fall in

nimrod

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2015, 23:44:36 »
and you have to watch you dont fall in

maybe some of pesty's mates are still in there..


Thinking about things I reckon goat would fit in well in NT, all the shit that goes down, I think its the heat, I mean theyre near the equator so they have gone troppo and a fair bit warped, its a thousand miles to anywhere and its 33C there even when its snowing in Victoria, and they make boats out of old beer cans, maybe goat could do some croc therapy at Steve Irwins death zoo and become a crocologist and snake fancier, a new life for you goat, a regular contributor to the NT Times (the best paper outside Wogga Wogga) ........so get the migration forms and fill em in, in the bit where it says "Do You Have a criminal record" just put, 'I didnt know it was still a requirement. '
Mention you'll be living in the NT. opening a sex parlour specialising in dwarf lesbian sex (chimps/beavers extra) whilst studying for a degree in Crocology and snake/spider appreciation and you'll be in faster than a fart in a fan factory

wigley

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2015, 10:12:12 »
Nice to see you wiggers, you still a grumpy bastard ?   :D
Yes

Swiss

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2015, 12:59:36 »
and you have to watch you dont fall in

maybe some of pesty's mates are still in there..


Thinking about things I reckon goat would fit in well in NT, all the shit that goes down, I think its the heat, I mean theyre near the equator so they have gone troppo and a fair bit warped, its a thousand miles to anywhere and its 33C there even when its snowing in Victoria, and they make boats out of old beer cans, maybe goat could do some croc therapy at Steve Irwins death zoo and become a crocologist and snake fancier, a new life for you goat, a regular contributor to the NT Times (the best paper outside Wogga Wogga) ........so get the migration forms and fill em in, in the bit where it says "Do You Have a criminal record" just put, 'I didnt know it was still a requirement. '
Mention you'll be living in the NT. opening a sex parlour specialising in dwarf lesbian sex (chimps/beavers extra) whilst studying for a degree in Crocology and snake/spider appreciation and you'll be in faster than a fart in a fan factory

I think he should do it just to see what the response would be!

goat

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2015, 15:14:07 »
fuck that

nimrod

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Re: fuck off australia part 4
« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2015, 05:57:04 »