fuck off australia part 4

[nimrod]

a land down under?

[nimrod]

Those crazy fuckers in Darwin....

That guy was probably walking past BBM's house

[Swiss]

Terrible puns... but I found the story!

http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/best-man-left-bleeding-after-being-hit-in-head-by-flying-dildo/news-story/7a5cbbe34abdead31e3b02655a2d0c30

[goat]

youve been hunting for a few days?
fucks sake tone, if  you are doing that whos minding the stat machine?

[Swiss]

Calm down, I'm still on holiday, stats will return from Monday...

[goat]

at least throw us a venn diagram

[Swiss]

I prefer Gantt Charts

[Rowley Birkin QC]

Don't mess with the Roos either (especially the buff ones)

https://www.indy100.com/article/kangaroo-muscles-hench-size-western-australia-facebook-photo-viral-twitter-7994776

[nimrod]

Cockatoos Blamed For Chewing Through NBN Cables Across Australia


http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/11/03/cockatoos-blamed-for-chewing-through-nbn-cables-across-australia_a_23266479/

[gavin]

Ouch

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/apr/16/tissue-destroying-ulcer-frequently-found-in-africa-spreading-rapidly-in-australia

[Rowley Birkin QC]

I'm staying indoors.

[goat]

good plan, can always send  mrs ken out for the whisky

[Rowley Birkin QC]

Exactly right.

[Rowley Birkin QC]

Up next with have violent gangs of kangaroos - drugged up on carrots.

http://amp.abc.net.au/article/9716612?__twitter_impression=true

[bluebrendan]

Up next with have violent gangs of kangaroos - drugged up on carrots.

http://amp.abc.net.au/article/9716612?__twitter_impression=true

Oz has been a fascinating sociological experiment, transport loads of criminals there and 200+ years later you get violent kangaroos. 

[goat]

so which is  the most batshit part of  oz, must be a part the  rest of the country think fuckin hell about

[Rowley Birkin QC]

so which is  the most batshit part of  oz, must be a part the  rest of the country think fuckin hell about

Living next door to Nimrod.

[shandon]

I guess that means Queensland? 

[nimrod]

so which is  the most batshit part of  oz, must be a part the  rest of the country think fuckin hell about

Northern territory
Maniacs and loonies

[Rowley Birkin QC]

I once knew a policeman who worked the far outback of Western Australia. Sounded like the fuckin wild west. He only stuck it a few years. Said the independent miners, often living on small claims out in the middle of nowhere were the worst. Genuinely scary feckers he said.